sniffer
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These are all numbered 1 on purpose
1. men are not mind readers
1.learn to work the toilet seat.
you're a big girl. if it's up, put it down
you don't hear us complain when it's down
1. sunday sports are like a full moon or changing of the tides, let it be
1. crying is blackmail
1. ask for what you want
subtle hints don't work
strong hints don't work
obvious hints don't work
just say it
1. yes and no are acceptable answers to almost any question
1. come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it,
that's what we do, sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after
7 days
1. if you think you're fat, you probably are. don't ask us
1. you can ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done,
not both. if you know how to do it, do it yourself.
1. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we
1. men see in 16 colors, like windows default. peach is a fruit, not a color
pumpkin is also a fruit. we have no idea what MUAVE is
1. if it itches, we will scratch it
1. if we ask, what is wrong?, and you say "nothing" we will believe you and move on, it's not worth the hassle
1. if you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
1. when we go out, anything you wear looks FINE, REALLY
1. don't ask us what we are thinking, unless you want to discuss baseball, golf, or metal detecting
1. you have enough clothes
1. you have too many shoes
1. I am in shape. round is a shape
thank you for reading this. yes I know most of us will be sleeping on the couch tonight , but that's okay, it's like camping. which relates to fishing which is also a sport.
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1. men are not mind readers
1.learn to work the toilet seat.
you're a big girl. if it's up, put it down
you don't hear us complain when it's down
1. sunday sports are like a full moon or changing of the tides, let it be
1. crying is blackmail
1. ask for what you want
subtle hints don't work
strong hints don't work
obvious hints don't work
just say it
1. yes and no are acceptable answers to almost any question
1. come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it,
that's what we do, sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
1. anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after
7 days
1. if you think you're fat, you probably are. don't ask us
1. you can ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done,
not both. if you know how to do it, do it yourself.
1. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we
1. men see in 16 colors, like windows default. peach is a fruit, not a color
pumpkin is also a fruit. we have no idea what MUAVE is
1. if it itches, we will scratch it
1. if we ask, what is wrong?, and you say "nothing" we will believe you and move on, it's not worth the hassle
1. if you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
1. when we go out, anything you wear looks FINE, REALLY
1. don't ask us what we are thinking, unless you want to discuss baseball, golf, or metal detecting
1. you have enough clothes
1. you have too many shoes
1. I am in shape. round is a shape
thank you for reading this. yes I know most of us will be sleeping on the couch tonight , but that's okay, it's like camping. which relates to fishing which is also a sport.
GET THE PICTURE
