Things We Said While on The Chisholm Trial!

[Baldingboy]

My Favorites (Hilarious to those who understand.)

"You Bring It"
"$200,000 Circus Pony"
"Hey Freddie!"
"Fill these up B***H!"
"How old are you?"


Less explanation needed here:

"025" "026" "029" "027" "030" "028" - OK, not hilarious, but Greg seemed to enjoy hearing Evy say this.

"Can I rub you for luck"

"Burdie! Someone left their garbage laying here in the field" - It was Schloopy's Garret.

"I can't find it, can you help me?"

"Big A$$ Digger"

"I wish I had a bigger shovel"

"Your detector sucks!"

"Can you pinpoint this for me?"

 

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[mastereagle22]

I promise we will only stay an hour.

 

[Mental Granny]

Remember this--Oh! I left the digger in the car!


Sure you can try out my detector----WOW yours sure is light!
'' '' '' '' '' '' '' ''' ---- '' '' '' '' '' !
'' '' '' '' '' '' '' ---- '' '' '' '' '' !

I left that stuff up that way can you get on your way up!

Tom grab that ticket from Hunter! Read the #

Sure the # was yours !


You were supposed to sell me the winning #

 

[mastereagle22]

Wow Baldingboy, can you believe how many incredible people are here and how much fun we are having?

That food was really good.

Burdie sure did a great job putting this thing on.

Come here and let me give you a hug. (even got a few kisses from some of the ladies but I'll never tell who!)

Hey you got any friends that want to party?

I've been married for like 760 years!

Well I'm not finding much, course I'm notching out iron.

 

[Monty]

I said, "That's a nice 1842 Morgan however, it's pretty worn". "Here, I'll trade you this pretty, new, shiney Jefferson dollar for it". The reply was "Bull S&*#t"! Gasp! And I was just trying to help a buddy too. M nty

 

[mastereagle22]

"Here let me help you dig that."

That's one BIG digger ME and BB brought.

Love the commercial.

 

[schlooppy]

"Honey can you leave our table, I want to pick up on that girl now"

 

[mastereagle22]

Hey New York come here. You know I love the Mets. They lost tonight you know. Did I tell you I love the mets. (attractive girl wearing NY jersey "Really?") No, not really.

What kind of detector do you think I should buy? (by the Caldwell Motel Owner)

Do you live around here? No I am here for the CTH hunt. Really what's that? We use metal detectors to find things in the ground. Oh you are one of them crazy people digging in the field yesterday? Yes. You know you ain't gonna find nothin there? Hmm well one guy found a 1844 Morgan Silver dollar.
Oh (said with a shocked look on her face)

 

[mastereagle22]

Hey Eric from Kansas is leaving and we have no where to stay tonight. Can we stay with you and BB?

 

[Mental Granny]

I WISH MEL WAS HERE!!



I WISH GYPSY WAS HERE!!



I WISH #@$^(**& WAS HERE!!

 

[ridge_runner]

Has anyone got any Kerosene?

I see some trash in the field....

It's green....

Nope, not a DFX....

 

[Noodle]

"My stick's bigger than your stick..."

 

[mastereagle22]

Hey anyone seen KirkPa?

I wish Mel was here I hate drinking this crap, I mean Scotch!

 

[warsawdaddy]

"she looks like 40 mile of bad road"

"she's so bowlegged,no way in heck she could pin a hog in a ditch"

"she'd make a freight train turn down a dirt road"

"you're too pretty to be Stan's daughter"

"he looks like he had a bath 6mo ago"

 

[mastereagle22]

You're both too pretty to be Stan's daughters.

 

[Baldingboy]

"she's so bowlegged,no way in heck she could pin a hog in a ditch"


Warsawdaddy....Now that's funny!

 

[Baldingboy]

"Stan is pretty."

 

[Burdie]

I'll give you $350 right now.

Burdie

 

[Nana40]

TOO funny, ya'll!

I SURE miss ya.

 

[Montana Jim]

Dang...