They're not being circulated because of the following
1- Coins are nearly impossible to fold and stick in your wallet
2- Dancers refuse to accept them for the following reasons
a) too cold against he skin
b) keep falling out of their work clothes
3- Although slightly larger than a dollar, the melt value will be equal to that of a quarter. Go figure

4- Some foriegn country already made billions, yes billions of these counterfits for pennies to dump on us
But we should also look on the bright side of coin dollars. They will help turn the economy around.. How, you ask? I'm already starting up several factories that will employee hundreds of people and we are making replacement pockets.. I will also use inferior cloth so they too, won't last that long before additional replacement.
