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THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A YANKEE BASEBALL GAME.
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THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND THEM.
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW,
THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS,
HOPING THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID,

"I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH .
THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE
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THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID LOUDLY,
"I WANT TO MOVE TO MONTANA .
THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
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THE THIRD GUY YELLED,
"I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO .
THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."
THE MOTHER SUPERIOR TURNED AROUND,
LOOKED AT THE MEN,
AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,
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WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL...THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."

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Red's being bad again . Sister Mary Elephant is going to hunt you down and beat your palms with a ruler :tongue3:
 
Red's being bad again . Sister Mary Elephant is going to hunt you down and beat your palms with a ruler :tongue3:

LOL only if she can catch me first, and if she does, I'll get her with my cane! Red
 
I married a Nun...

Nun last night...

Nun tonight...

Nun tomorrow night...

it's getting to be a habit...:BangHead:

Maybe pray to St. Peter...
 
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I married a Nun...

Nun last night...

Nun tonight...

Nun tomorrow night...

it's getting to be a habit...:BangHead:

Maybe pray to St. Peter...
Bet it wasn't that way before ya married her , was it ?:tongue3:
 
No. She used to kneel and pray to St. P many a time...
 
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