theloadroom
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Old school digger=11.25 oz. Progressive school Ti digger=6.8 oz.
This revolutionary new Titanium digging tool can do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, and can even SAVE YOUR LIFE! Popularized by machining genius, "mxtman2" him self, this Titanium tool never ceases to amaze! Locked doors? Use the Ti Tool to open the lock! Use it to diffuse bombs, cook sumptuous meals, get you a hot date, hold that pesky cat door closed, get the kids to take out the trash, check that electrical outlet for power, car jack a spaceship, slay dragons (my personal favorite), carve out your own sports car, pry up that difficult manhole lid, hunt with it to feed the hungry and most of all, ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE.
Spectacular as it may sound, the Ti Tool follows three simple, yet amazing steps in solving every problem known to man: The Think-Blink-and-Go.
Think!
Think first (like taking out your Ti Tool) act later
Blink!
Processing... processing... TING!
and finally... GO!
because you know you have to use that darned Ti Tool!
And the best thing is that the Ti Tool doesn't run on two AA batteries or on four AA batteries, in fact, it does’nt require batteries at all! Isn't that amazing?!
Get yours today because "World Peace" depends on it!

This revolutionary new Titanium digging tool can do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, and can even SAVE YOUR LIFE! Popularized by machining genius, "mxtman2" him self, this Titanium tool never ceases to amaze! Locked doors? Use the Ti Tool to open the lock! Use it to diffuse bombs, cook sumptuous meals, get you a hot date, hold that pesky cat door closed, get the kids to take out the trash, check that electrical outlet for power, car jack a spaceship, slay dragons (my personal favorite), carve out your own sports car, pry up that difficult manhole lid, hunt with it to feed the hungry and most of all, ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE.
Spectacular as it may sound, the Ti Tool follows three simple, yet amazing steps in solving every problem known to man: The Think-Blink-and-Go.
Think!
Think first (like taking out your Ti Tool) act later
Blink!
Processing... processing... TING!
and finally... GO!
because you know you have to use that darned Ti Tool!
And the best thing is that the Ti Tool doesn't run on two AA batteries or on four AA batteries, in fact, it does’nt require batteries at all! Isn't that amazing?!
Get yours today because "World Peace" depends on it!

