Todays spelling

motel6.5 · Jun 19, 2015

Badger, when I find myself under pressure, I sit down,drink a couplr beeres, smoke a joint,and call a hooker to come over to tkae the steam off. Jus cool down an cruze.

Treasure_Hunter · Jun 19, 2015

6.5 it has already been addressed.

aa battery · Jun 19, 2015

the older i get the worse my spelling is :dontknow:

motel6.5 · Jun 19, 2015

Badger, I read some of your posts,your a dam smart person, above me anyways, no offense met on my previous posts.I"m 10 times the screwup of anybody on this forum, if fact most of the time I"m a total mess.
Best Regards to You.6.5

bzbadger · Jun 19, 2015

motel6.5 said:
Badger, I read some of your posts,your a dam smart person, above me anyways, no offense met on my previous posts.I"m 10 times the screwup of anybody on this forum, if fact most of the time I"m a total mess.
Best Regards to You.6.5

No offense taken, it's a rarity that anyone get's under my skin but not to say it hasn't happened. Everyone is different not everyone is going to get along but the trick is to at least put forth the effort to get along.
My oldest daughter went to the same high school as I and my wife, she happened to be in her guidance counselor's office when he was called to a classroom and he left the computer running and open for anyone. My daughter checked what they had on her and it showed her IQ I think was 125 so she pulled up her mom's info and found her IQ of 121, my daughter calls me to tell me what she's doing as she pulls my info up and I hear her say dang dad why aren't you working for NASA your IQ is 168..I told her because I can't legally shoot anyone if im not wearing a badge..she laughed and luckily got off the computer right before the counselor stepped into the room.
It's all well and good to have a high IQ but if you don't use it it's such a waste. My grandfather never passed the 9th grade although he doesn't spell the best or know "big" words he is still one of the smartest people I know because life has taught him that laziness and a lack of ethics will be your downfall.
I'd say majority of the people on this forum aren't lazy because metal detecting isn't for people who give up easy or who can't figure things out because look at the machine, most machines aren't point and shoot here's your prize..we as a group I believe are probably some of the smarter people..of course that could be argued as we all keep finding pull tabs yet keep going on as if we're going to find black beard's treasure.

ARC · Jun 20, 2015

I personally think...
If an alien life form was standing in front of you...
The LAST thing I would do is try MATH on them...

Guaranteed a "probing" for sure.

If not a incineration with the "ray gun".

And I could hear the alien saying this to his "ship"... "Beam me up... there is no intelligent life here".

ARC · Jun 20, 2015

I suggest if you ever run into an alien in your time...

You simply try this one word first...

"hello"

Followed up with...

"I.... repeat "I" mean you no harm...
But cannot speak for the rest of my race.

Try that before incineration :P

Limitool · Jun 20, 2015

ARRC said:
I suggest if you ever run into an alien in your time...

You simply try this one word first...

"hello"

Followed up with...

"I.... repeat "I" mean you no harm...
But cannot speak for the rest of my race.

Try that before incineration :P

Naw.... I'd bum rush the lil' feller.... hold'em down and tie its antennas together (cut off communication). If it hasn't got the message by then I'd tie its arms and legs together and drag it home. After 5-6 beers I'd ask for the keys to his vehicle and take it for a joy ride. After that I'd go home and see if the lil' feller feels like talkin' and sharein' a cold one and maybe shoot a game of pool. We'd get off to a good start!!!!!

Silverseeker · Jun 20, 2015

I messaged my mother that I was gonna make my dad pot roast. My message was something like "is dad still up for pot roast on Sunday" and it auto corrected me to "is dad still up for porn on Sunday?". I almost sent it b4 I re-read it and corrected it. Made a great family joke

Msbeepbeep · Jun 20, 2015

That's exactly what I'm talking about!
I DON't NEED help from auto correct, I can screw up things quite well all on my own!

To all those I have told " nice liver" ...it's a compliment.

...hmm, .may try that on the next alien I run into!
But then I'm thinking their intellect and communication skills would be so much higher than ours. May be that beer would bring them down to our level, Limitool.