Pearland is where I met my first wife. We were neighbors...sorta Nacho.
conspiratorial

?.....okay, if it is not conspiratorial, why don't you go collect the five grand or the fifty grand ? I gave you all the information you need to do so, then you could prove it is all some conspiracy theory on my part.....instead of just casting baseless assertions on my character here.
I assure you, I can, and have proven what I write, to be true in court. The only conspiracy here is the fact that the courts try to hide the truth from the common man, that knows nothing about the law, and is the only reason I am here..... to try and inform people and change that. All anyone need do, is every time they tell you something or attack you, question it,... and you too will find it is all complete nonsense and cannot be proven in a court of law.
I will get you an exclusive spot on the radio program to provide your evidence and claim the reward this Saturday if you like. Bring your proof that any law applies to anyone, and I will personally see you get paid. If you can't prove it applies in the first place, you can't prove it was violated, common sense.
Perfect example:
Ask the judge if our laws apply to a foreign dignitary with a diplomatic pouch...he will say no....Then ask him, now that we have determined that the laws "do not apply to everyone" present within the state, like you stated earlier on the record, just because of their physical location, what proof do you have they apply to me or anyone else. Trust me, he can't answer that one.....because there is no proof. Furthermore, stuff rolls downhill and he is not supposed to answer it, the one prosecuting you is, the D.A. The judge does not want to be on this train running downhill and out of control to a crash. He will hand the hot potatoe to the DA and ask him if he has anything, and the DA will say, I got nothing. For the last time, it is because "they say so",.... which is arbitrary.....not proven, not legal, not admissible as evidence, and not fair in court. Case dismissed for lack of evidence proving the applicability of the statute.
"Cart before the horse" as the supreme court cited it.
Step one. Prove the applicability
Step two. Prove it was violated.
They cannot get past step one unless you let them. Therefore, they have no jurisdiction to do or say anything, until jurisdiction is proven with factual evidence.