Truth Clock

[Salvor6]

My neighbor, Cliff, died on the operating table but was brought back to life a few minutes later. He told me he was standing at the Pearly Gates about to enter when St. Peter said "Wait a minute. I need to check your truth clock." Everyone has a truth clock. When you tell a lie it moves forward. St. Peter showed Cliff Mother Teresa's clock and it had never moved. He showed Abraham Lincoln's clock and it just moved two minutes. Cliff asked; "Where is George Bush's clock?" St. Peter said "Oh it is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

 

[The.Boomer]

That one was good, and I'm a Republican.