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TURPENTINE VS HOLY WATER
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it’s turpentine."
The Priest said, "Well No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it’s turpentine."
The Priest said, "Well No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
