**VOTE TNs BIGGEST LIAR**

[TreasureTales]

Re: **VOTE TN's BIGGEST LIAR**

Ok boys, it's in the 40's today with rain in the forecast, so I have to get ready to do battle with a Leprechaun over his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If you ever try this be extremely careful,....Leprechauns bite and they also have magic,...in fact, back in 83 one of them even turned me into a newt.

Aint it hard to type with webbed fingers & segmented eyes?

ROFL

Newt? I heard they turned you into a gelding.

 

[treasurejack]

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Ok boys, it's in the 40's today with rain in the forecast, so I have to get ready to do battle with a Leprechaun over his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If you ever try this be extremely careful,....Leprechauns bite and they also have magic,...in fact, back in 83 one of them even turned me into a newt.

Aint it hard to type with webbed fingers & segmented eyes?

You should see my dates! lol

 

[Gypsy Heart]

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I will take two......

 

[watercolor]

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[Monty]

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I wondred how the packer was holding that big fish up with one hand. Just thought he was really strong. "Superpacker"! Monty

 

[Bigcypresshunter]

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Did you enter this contest, Monty? Can I send in a write in vote for you? I figured either you or Paul is Dead would be naturals.

 

[Mighty AP]

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Voting is closed & we have a tie!!! Id hate to cut this baby in half so I guess I'll (reluctantly) have to award a tool to both Treasure Tales & Packer Backer............but who gets the crown? Who is the biggest liar on Treasure Net?? We just may have to have another competition to find out! TT & PB, PM yer mailing addresses to me & I'll get these tools out to ya ASAP, Thank you everyone fer playin' our lil' game!

 

[packerbacker]

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TT can just be thankful that I didn't have time to tell the true story of the dowry of the Myan Princess and how we extracted dna from her bones so I could father a child for her. It was too complicated to post at the time. Maybe next time. Thanks again to everyone involved. I'll post my first find dug with the Mighty AP Diggin Tool. Maybe I'll try the White House lawn ??

 

[TreasureTales]

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I'll post my first find dug with the Mighty AP Diggin Tool. Maybe I'll try the White House lawn ??

Dang it PB, that's my turf. You can dig up the lawn at the Supreme Court, OK?

 

[texan connection]

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Ya'll are to funny, Thats Mighty nice of you A.P.,

 

[treasurejack]

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I'll post my first find dug with the Mighty AP Diggin Tool. Maybe I'll try the White House lawn ??

Dang it PB, that's my turf. You can dig up the lawn at the Supreme Court, OK?

Which is exactly where you two are going to end up of keep lying like this! lol

 

[TreasureTales]

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I'll post my first find dug with the Mighty AP Diggin Tool. Maybe I'll try the White House lawn ??

Dang it PB, that's my turf. You can dig up the lawn at the Supreme Court, OK?

Which is exactly where you two are going to end up of keep lying like this! lol

Who's lying? And ending up at the Supreme Court is better than ending up at Forest Lawn. HAHAHA

 

[treasurejack]

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I'll post my first find dug with the Mighty AP Diggin Tool. Maybe I'll try the White House lawn ??

Dang it PB, that's my turf. You can dig up the lawn at the Supreme Court, OK?

Which is exactly where you two are going to end up of keep lying like this! lol

Who's lying? And ending up at the Supreme Court is better than ending up at Forest Lawn. HAHAHA

Perhaps, but I'll bet they'll let you wear your dresses there? lol

 

[TreasureTales]

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I'll post my first find dug with the Mighty AP Diggin Tool. Maybe I'll try the White House lawn ??

Dang it PB, that's my turf. You can dig up the lawn at the Supreme Court, OK?

Which is exactly where you two are going to end up of keep lying like this! lol

Who's lying? And ending up at the Supreme Court is better than ending up at Forest Lawn. HAHAHA

Perhaps, but I'll bet they'll let you wear your dresses there? lol

Now TJ, you know I don't wear dresses. I keep telling you I'm wearing a KILT in that state seal portrait. OK? It's kilts! Now stop it or I'll hit you with my purse. Sheesh.

 

[treasurejack]

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I'll post my first find dug with the Mighty AP Diggin Tool. Maybe I'll try the White House lawn ??

Dang it PB, that's my turf. You can dig up the lawn at the Supreme Court, OK?

Which is exactly where you two are going to end up of keep lying like this! lol

Who's lying? And ending up at the Supreme Court is better than ending up at Forest Lawn. HAHAHA

Perhaps, but I'll bet they'll let you wear your dresses there? lol

Now TJ, you know I don't wear dresses. I keep telling you I'm wearing a KILT in that state seal portrait. OK? It's kilts! Now stop it or I'll hit you with my purse. Sheesh.

LMAO! You're a hoot! And a damn fine liar too!

 

[TreasureTales]

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I'll post my first find dug with the Mighty AP Diggin Tool. Maybe I'll try the White House lawn ??

Dang it PB, that's my turf. You can dig up the lawn at the Supreme Court, OK?

Which is exactly where you two are going to end up of keep lying like this! lol

Who's lying? And ending up at the Supreme Court is better than ending up at Forest Lawn. HAHAHA

Perhaps, but I'll bet they'll let you wear your dresses there? lol

Now TJ, you know I don't wear dresses. I keep telling you I'm wearing a KILT in that state seal portrait. OK? It's kilts! Now stop it or I'll hit you with my purse. Sheesh.

LMAO! You're a hoot! And a damn fine liar too!

Thanks treasurejack, and same back at you. This has been a real hoot. I hope the Mighty AP is able to come up with another competition here real soon.

 

[Big Diggin]

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It is fitting that this contest end in a tie. TT - ya know they say a tie is like kissing your sister, well maybe some action is better than no action. Just kidding.

As for the speech - make sure you use spell check. Kidding again.

You're a great liar, a very humorous individual, but most of all a class act.

Fellas, it's been great on here throughout this contest. Now time to head over to the marketing thread.

 

[TreasureTales]

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King of Swing, you're a very funny guy, a good sport, and a great liar. It has been fun here, but time to mosey on I suppose. To all of you liars...get a nose job!!!! (uh, that's a reference to pinocchio, OK? nothing personal, I swear).

 

[treasurejack]

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One day I was walking along a seawall when I suddenly spotted two big kids metal detecting a section of the beach up ahead. Being the snoop that I am I slowly started making my way towards them with the hope of seeing a few of their finds, but before I got close enough they both decided to take a break and sat down on the sand and they started to chat. Thinking that I might overhear what they were saying, and likewise possibly discover what they were finding, I crept a little closer until I could hear what they were saying and then I hid behind the concrete seawall, eyes and ears peering over the top.

Now the one big kid was wearing a Green Bay Packer cap and shirt with a picture of a kite that looked like a dead fish. The other big kid, well, it sure looked to me like he was wearing a set of gold earrings, a gold support top, and a designer dress. Strange kids to be sure, but hey, such are the times we live in. Anyway, as I listened very closely I could hear what they were saying and I was completely shocked by what I heard. The following is what came out of their devious mouths:

Kite kid, “We could tell them we found Atlantis?”

Girly boy, “Yea, sounds good! But only after we followed the markings on the ancient scripts we had found in a long lost Egyptian tomb.”

Kite kid, “Too cool! And then we could say that we had to battle desert headhunters riding man eating camels, and then sea pirates who had their own aircraft carrier!”

Girly boy, “Far out!…….Hey, I broke a nail.”

Kite kid, “Hu..what?”

Girly boy, “Never mind.”

Now needless to say I was shocked by the level of their fabricated lies and quite clearly these two strange kids had to be the two biggest liars I had ever witnessed in my entire life. Damn legends, both of them! So I hurried to ask them for their autographs, which they were all too proud to provide.

 

[TreasureTales]

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Treasurejack, we saw you "hiding" behind the seawall, so to get your goat we told a few little white lies that day at the beach. I'll tell you what gave you away that day as you "hid" behind the wall. You were peering over the wall with your eyes and ears, you said. Well those long ears of yours stood up like satellite dishes and we couldn't help but see them.

Treasurejack-@ss hehehe