Well I did have a job

[spartacus53]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for anyone in today's job market. Unfortunately, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

My applications at Sears and JC Penny are still pending, so wish me luck

 

[Daedalus]

Yeah , some of the people who shop at Wal-mart are un real .
That is one store I try to stay out of , but it is hard as they have shut down most of the stores
in the little towns by having there Prices so low that they can not compete .
When the little shops are closed then they raise their prices up and then you have very little choice where to go
to shop.

Our Factory that I worked for years with had to deal with them . I had to deal with them while there.
If you ever did you would know what I was talking about .'

You would be like me and make every effort to buy some place else because you would know how they
did company's while buying there product .

 

[mlayers]

Good luck on your next job.......Matt

 

[Dano Sverige]

Lunatic!!

 

[fossis]

So you're the Greeter that insulted my wife, I am consulting with my lawyer as to the next avenue we may pursue, we may see you in court, & hopefully (change your bad attatude).

Fossis.............

 

[spartacus53]

fossis, good luck on that... I'm so poor I can't pay attention

 

[fossis]

fossis, good luck on that... I'm so poor I can't pay attention

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

spartacus,

Good one, but I bet you lasted longer than I would as a greeter at Walmart...... The first moron who walked in with their pants hanging off their butt would be it....... I want to just say fool, you have already reached your highest earning potential, its all down hill for you from here and it is your own fault.

I hate shopping at walmart here in Orlando, never seen so many clueless parents who have no concept on how to raise kids, or idiots in all my life.....

 

[bigscoop]

spartacus,

The first moron who walked in with their pants hanging off their butt would be it.......

Everytime I see one of those low rider underwear displays I want to buy a staple gun and the biggest staples I can find.

 

[fossis]

So you're the Greeter that insulted my wife, I am consulting with my lawyer as to the next avenue we may pursue, we may see you in court, & hopefully (change your bad attatude).

Fossis.............

OH NO are the twins traumatized? Should be able to collect quite a bit for that or at least get a gift card.

I think they'll be okay with some therapy, they have 'tough genes' like their mother.

Fossis...........

 

[Chug And Red]

Kind of sounds like My last day At Circuit City but with out all of the Bad Words, and the threat of an Internal Investigation!!!! HH Chug

Just to be clear I did request to have the day off and it was granted!! They changed their minds!!! I DIDN'T

 

[wayne_sa]

Spart, some folks are just putty in yer hands.

 

[Saturna]

I had a similar experience standing in line at McDonalds.

This huge woman was in front of me, and on her jeans it said 'Guess'. So I said, "I dunno, 280 -290 ?" and she takes a swing at me !!


Then when I get to the counter, the girl behind it (also very large) says Sorry for the wait. I respond "That's OK, I don't have to pack it around" and she takes a swing at me too !!

 

[AU24K]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for anyone in today's job market. Unfortunately, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

My applications at Sears and JC Penny are still pending, so wish me luck

Bro, I feel ya.

I got thrown out of the grocery store yesterday.

I was in line at the check out counter and the guy ahead of me must have been in an accident or something 'cause he had on one of those surgical "halos."

He starts fishin' 'round from pocket to pocket. He then announces that he can't find his money.
I said, "Doesn't suprise me. You probabaly couldn't find your head if it wasn't attached."

I'm now not allowed to go within 100 feet of this store's property.

Best,
Scott

 

[aa battery]

wuz havin a bad day till i read this. Thanks im not alone

 

[Red James Cash]

thumbs up to spart for calling things as he seems them , i would of done the same thing .
To those who cant stand the heat stay out of the kitchen . If i see an idiot i dont hesitate to call them one.