What Fish!

[old digger]

A man was recently stopped by a game warden in northern Montana. The fellow, carring two buckets of fish, was leaving a lake well known for it's fishing. The game warden asked the man, Do you have a liscense to catch those fish? If you don't, I'm going to have to impound them as evidence. "No sir. These fish are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take them home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works." "O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now. The man poured the fish back in to the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well What?" the man responded. "When are you going to call them back?" The game warden prompted. "Call who back?" The man asked. "The FISH." "What fish?" The man asked. Old digger.

 

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[ronwoodcraft]

Good one!!

True story: When I lived in north central Idaho, a teenage kid was fishing from the river bank, and saw the game warden stop and begin to climb down the bank. The kid quickly threw his fishing rod into the Clearwater River. The game warden waded out into the river and retrieved the pole. As the warden was almost out of the water, the kid pulled out his fishing license. The game warden was very upset, but nothing he could do.

 

[truckinbutch]

Good one!!

True story: When I lived in north central Idaho, a teenage kid was fishing from the river bank, and saw the game warden stop and begin to climb down the bank. The kid quickly threw his fishing rod into the Clearwater River. The game warden waded out into the river and retrieved the pole. As the warden was almost out of the water, the kid pulled out his fishing license. The game warden was very upset, but nothing he could do.

Be proud to claim that kid as one of my own

 

[stefen]

Good one!!

True story: When I lived in north central Idaho, a teenage kid was fishing from the river bank, and saw the game warden stop and begin to climb down the bank. The kid quickly threw his fishing rod into the Clearwater River. The game warden waded out into the river and retrieved the pole. As the warden was almost out of the water, the kid pulled out his fishing license. The game warden was very upset, but nothing he could do.

Only a fisherman can get away with these antics

 

[bluehunter1973]

I knew of two brothers in MS one would buy his fishing license the other wouldnt. Game warden approached them at river the one brother took off running. Game Warden chased him a mile down river. Man turns arounds hands him his license game warden asked why he ran the man said my friend didnt have one. Same brothers would shine for deer at night. One game warden was getting wise to them so they strapped a head lamp to their moms pet goat sent it into the swamp running around. They hunted the other side of swamp game warden shot the goat.

 

[stefen]

I stand corrected...

 

[The Beep Goes On]

Up in Wyoming (Jackson) a guy shot his elk and was approached by a ranger. The hunter couldn't produce his elk license. The ranger made the hunter help haul the elk down to the road and vehicles; it was quite a distance and took a couple of hours. They arrive at the vehicles. With a look of surprise on his face the hunter says to the ranger, "Oh, here it is!", and produces his license.

 

[truckinbutch]

Conservation officers can have a pretty rewarding career . Possum cops , on the other hand , can make life very difficult for themselves
Just ask the one that jerked the lid up on my pickup tool box one night and got grabbed by the knot in his necktie by my 110lb Aeirdale terrier that only liked me .