What is Old?

[hammered]

What is Old?

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by.... The doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee

 

[stefen]

Why am I laughing

 

[Chug And Red]

You forgot some Hammered, LOL

Old is when the songs you listened to high school, are now on the golden oldie station!
Old is never having to buy new magazines or books, they always seem like new when you read them again!
Old is when your braless, and the twins lie on each side of you, instead of standing up proud!

I know there are more, but I'm having a brain fart now! LOL Thanks for the laughs, you really made our day!!!! Red

 

[stefen]

You means the twins go from hard boiled to sunnyside-up

 

[DEGreen]

0ld is when the weather man shows weather records and you can remember most of them.