What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings? Modern Miners holiday surprize!

[Boobydoo]

What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings? Modern Miner's holiday surprize!

My 2007 rings, tennis bracelets, chain bracelets, and chains.



BDoo

 

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[Boobydoo]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Hmmm. .....What to do what to do .....Hint....Christmas is coming and there seems to be enough there for all the Tnet ladies......hmmmmm

Im with Gypsy on this one!

I dont know any woman that doesn't like jewelery. I like rings and bracelets!

RCW

Me too BDoo.
I'll throw on a dress and some lipstick for some gold and diamonds.
-MM-

Post a photo of that in this thread and this ring is yours MM!!
Two small diamonds and an aquamarine main stone.

 

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[Treasure_Hunter]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Way to go Boo.............

Those rings would look good all on a nice gold chain.

 

[bootybay]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

omg if he puts on a dress with lipstick...I will have to wear depends...I swear..

 

[shootist]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

LMAO you talked the talk now walk the walk MM :}

 

[dave-enc]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

congrats on all the bling for the year bobby wtg
hh
dave+bobbie

 

[ModernMiner]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Hmmm. .....What to do what to do .....Hint....Christmas is coming and there seems to be enough there for all the Tnet ladies......hmmmmm

Im with Gypsy on this one!

I dont know any woman that doesn't like jewelery. I like rings and bracelets!

RCW

Me too BDoo.
I'll throw on a dress and some lipstick for some gold and diamonds.
-MM-

Post a photo of that in this thread and this ring is yours MM!!
Two small diamonds and an aquamarine main stone.

Heck with A photo. If I'm going to do this, you folks are going to have to suffer through more than one!
Get ready............................
-MM-

omg if he puts on a dress with lipstick...I will have to wear depends...I swear..

Put on those Depends Bootybay! Here it comes.....................
-MM-

LMAO you talked the talk now walk the walk MM :}

Shootist,
I'm walking the walk, but these heels are killing me.
-MM-

 

[ModernMiner]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

WARNING: The following photos may make some of you guys leave your wives and/or girlfriends. Remember, a few beers (maybe 12) can turn a pig (me) into a fox!

O.K., here are the photos you’ve been waiting for. A Tesoro Man never turns down a challenge. Attached are a few photos of assorted poses in case some of you guys (or women) would like to make copies for your 2008 desk calendars. Other photos of me in a thong are also available, but they will cost you a 1 carat diamond ring. Sorry, no CZ’s. 
Poses include:
*White’s Wonder Woman (with Weiner)*
*Tesoro Tramp*
*The Garrett Gals*

Also, attached is a close-up shot of my shaved legs for your viewing pleasure.
I must admit, I kind of liked the feeling of this dress clinging to my supple body with no underwear on.
I may even start detecting in this outfit, but I’m not going anywhere near West Virginia! 

BDoo,
Thank you for the generous offer of the beautiful ring, but I have another idea for it. Since it the time of year to be giving, how about instead of me getting it (it would look great with my dress by the way), we have a contest?
Here’s what I thought of….
You put all the names of anyone who donated money to your Salvation Army post in a hat. Then you draw a name, and the lucky person wins the ring.
That way everybody is a winner.
Sound good?

Two more things Folks:
1) I hope I don’t see my pictures on YouTube, and (2) How do you get this lipstick off? I have to go to work tomorrow. 

Have a great holiday season,
MM
Doug-a-licious

P.S. I need a place to live now. My wife caught me in her dress.

 

[Ant]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Hey B-Doo what about dropping all of them in a bucket that someone happens to ringing a bell next to j/k.

And MM you have so much confidence in your manhood it's admirable. Hell, I would never do something like that, what if I liked it, oh no. Even long hair makes me feel weird.

Happy holidays to you and yours.

 

[ModernMiner]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Hey B-Doo what about dropping all of them in a bucket that someone happens to ringing a bell next to j/k.

And MM you have so much confidence in your manhood it admirable. Hell, I would never do something like that, what if I liked it, oh no. Even long hair makes me feel weird.

Happy holidays to you and yours.

Thanks Ant.
My whole family is a bunch of comedians. My Dad was the funniest guy I knew. I'm glad he passed his humor on to us. I think laughing and having fun is what keeps us young in life.
-MM-

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Ok....I am rolling.....Even the dog looks dazed and confused......This is sooo funny and you need to get the ring.....I was going to whine about how I wear skirt heels and lipstick and so that wouldnt be fair....but I can see us gals dont have a chance with you around! I wouldnt wander too far into the mountains with that get up on....some mountain boy be making you his.......

 

[ModernMiner]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Ok....I am rolling.....Even the dog looks dazed and confused......This is sooo funny and you need to get the ring.....I was going to whine about how I wear skirt heels and lipstick and so that wouldnt be fair....but I can see us gals dont have a chance with you around! I wouldnt wander too far into the mountains with that get up on....some mountain boy be making you his.......

Thanks Gypsy.
It's amazing how loyal dogs are. Even after a 10 minute sex change!!!
-Doug-

 

[bootybay]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

OMG I ran to the bathroom... I have NEVER laughed so god damn hard in my life.... YOU need to make a calender LMAOOOOOOOOO I love the sofa sexy type one LMAOOOOOOOOOOO and the sitting with the legs spread eagle, dont ya know them ole nuns in catholic school would have a major heartattack on that one... Oh lordy.... am still laughing .... YOU deserve the ring I SWEAR.... I have never laughed so damn hard in my life..LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

makes mental note to self, careful on what you dare modernminer to do... LMBO hey at least no sheep were involved hardy har har... TOOOO DAM FUNNY...... and do tell...what did your wife say LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Captn SE]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Doug O Doug, what have you done!!!

I was imagining you as this real tough guy in a camouflage suit who goes out in the woods and swings his Tesoro, finding Spanish Silver and old relics. And now I see some pics of you which don't jive with what I was believing. You ruined it, your ruined it..

Those are some of the funniest photos on Tnet that I've seen. Ever seen that beer commercial with the 4-5 guys talking about something, and then one makes/does something wussy, and a big beer can comes crashing down on them....well, buddy, I'd be looking up in the sky for a while if I were you....

That is a commendable gesture for you on BDoo's ring! You definitely earned it though. We'll leave it up to BDoo now.

Your dog looks so confused...he/she's just sitting there staring back at you

HH,
CAPTN SE
Dan

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Ok.....I dont even know why you have a blow up doll but you need to give her clothes back .....immediately

 

[ModernMiner]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

OMG I ran to the bathroom... I have NEVER laughed so god damn hard in my life.... YOU need to make a calender LMAOOOOOOOOO I love the sofa sexy type one LMAOOOOOOOOOOO and the sitting with the legs spread eagle, dont ya know them ole nuns in catholic school would have a major heartattack on that one... Oh lordy.... am still laughing .... YOU deserve the ring I SWEAR.... I have never laughed so damn hard in my life..LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

makes mental note to self, careful on what you dare modernminer to do... LMBO hey at least no sheep were involved hardy har har... TOOOO DAM FUNNY...... and do tell...what did your wife say LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thanks Booty.
Actually my wife isn't home yet, so she hasn't seen them. My poor son got stuck taking the pictures, and my daughter came home and saw me coming out of the bedroom with my metal detector, blow-up doll, and in drag. She's officially disowned me now.
For some reason they think I take this metal detecting too seriously?
-MM-

 

[ModernMiner]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Doug O Doug, what have you done!!!

I was imagining you as this real tough guy in a camouflage suit who goes out in the woods and swings his Tesoro, finding Spanish Silver and old relics. And now I see some pics of you which don't jive with what I was believing. You ruined it, your ruined it..

HH,
CAPTN SE
Dan

Wait a minute Dan. I'm still a tough guy. Really! I'll go put my camouflage dress on. I'll be right back.
-Doug A Licious-
P.S. Please don't let Kirk see these pictures. He may leave Stacia when he sees all this hot action.

 

[ModernMiner]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Ok.....I dont even know why you have a blow up doll but you need to give her clothes back .....immediately

Gypsy,
That not a blow up doll silly. It's the floatation device I use at the pool. For some reason they keep booting me out? Weird.
-MM-

 

[Colonial KirkPA]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Doug,

OMG, you are frickin' hilarious! LMAO Zoy and I were cracking up so hard, I seriously lost some breath. Thanks for the laughs, buddy.

By the way, you need a tan on those tootsies. I nominate you for the "2007 Tnet Sexy Boy" award.

Keep searching and detecting!

BDD...Kirk

 

[bootybay]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

omg someone pass me the tissue box...the tears are rolling...LMAO

 

[Montana Jim]

Re: What To Doo With Those Keeper Rings?

Doug?












Ive been laughing my ass off for ten minutes...

Hey... whatcha doing Saturday night?