why are guns better then women.......

[EDDE]

.........you can put a silencer on a gun *i hang my head in shame*

 

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[stefen]

But you can get your gun with both...

 

[aa battery]

Guns are big and guns are small its ok i like um all

 

[stoney56]

You don't have to feed 'em if you don't want to-----and-----they don't complain if there's more than one.

 

[nsimeone2000]

I can think of a reason why a woman is better than a gun.......

 

[Montana Jim]

I can think of a reason why a woman is better than a gun.......

8)

 

[Gypsy Heart]

 

[Michigan Badger]

Guns better than women? NOT! Man! I'm old but not that old

 

[Montana Jim]

- You can trade an old 44 for a new 22

- A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

- A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

[stefen]

- You can trade an old 44 for a new 22

- A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

- A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And a girl gun never says that you shot too soon....I mean you had a hair trigger

 

[savant365]

I just wish I had a repeater instead of a single shot

 

[stefen]

I just wish I had a repeater instead of a single shot

You'd be good for barroom bets if you could

 

[bean man]

Shoot, I've always got a bang out of both.

 

[EDDE]

Shoot, I've always got a bang out of both.

best pun yet

 

[COUNTRY GIRL]

Both of us will kill Ya! Not that we would want to .

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Both of us will kill Ya! Not that we would want to .

But if a woman does it ,it will hurt much longer

 

[hollowpointred]

awww man! just wait until lisa sees this!

 

[COUNTRY GIRL]

Both of us will kill Ya! Not that we would want to .

But if a woman does it ,it will hurt much longer

Might? Might not?

 

[Montana Jim]

Both of us will kill Ya! Not that we would want to .

But if a woman does it ,it will hurt much longer

Ooohhhhh.... we're telling the truth? LOL...

- If you take a gun home at night, it still looks the same in the morning
- Guns don't care how many other guns you've played with
- If you conceal your gun, it doesn't feel "used" and cry for days

 

[Mona Lisa]

Ahem......Why I like guns more than men....by Mona Lisa


You know your weapon is a snubby BEFORE you take it home.

A gun is hard ALL the time.

A gun won't get you pregnant and leave you to live off of welfare.

A gun doesn't start without you.

You can control what comes out of a gun's muzzle, even in public.

Guns don't burp, snore, or fart.

You can know EXACTLY what causes a gun to go off, when to expect it, and exactly what 'triggered' it.

Remember guys....guns don't kill men....women with guns kill men.

The end.