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stefen
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TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A
FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND
WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO
BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO
OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN
GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY
ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK
MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"
"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND."
HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A
WITCH."
"A WITCH ??. . . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE
NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED
AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TAKIN MY TEETH WITH HER."
AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A
FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND
WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO
BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO
OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN
GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY
ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK
MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"
"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND."
HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A
WITCH."
"A WITCH ??. . . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE
NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED
AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TAKIN MY TEETH WITH HER."
