Why Helen Kellers dog commit suicide

[stefen]

Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

It couldn't live with the name "aaaoouuueuuueaaoaa" any longer.

 

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[dnewbury2]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

Why were Helen Keller's socks yellow?

Because her dog was blind too.

 

[stefen]

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[savant365]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

How do you suprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

 

[boogeyman]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

I'll respond to this post later..... I just got my braille copy of Playboy, need to clear off 3.5' of bookshelf.

 

[stefen]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

Watch out for the staple

 

[boogeyman]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

Are those staples?!?!?!

 

[dnewbury2]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

How did Helen Keller burn off her right ear?

She answered the iron.

How did she burn off her left ear?

They called back.

 

[dnewbury2]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?

She screamed her hands off.

 

[stefen]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

Heard about the Helen Keller doll...wind it up and watch it walk into a wall

 

[Cachefinder]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

Why were her kids blind also?

...



She feed them with a fork


Cachefinder-

 

[Marc(NB)]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

got a good belly laugh outta that one!!

 

[ivan salis]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

how was helen heller punished when she was bad ? -- she was made to read the "waffle" iron while hot.

 

[Glenns5900]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

Helen Keller went skydiving.
How could she tell she was about to hit the ground?





The leash went slack.

 

[stefen]

Re: Why Helen Keller's dog commit suicide

One day Helen Keller went into a Department Store and began swing her dog around by his leash...

A clerk asked her what she was doing...and she replied that she was just looking around.