Womans best friend

[The Beep Goes On]

Woman's best friend

A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.





No wait... sorry... I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that.......
Never mind.

 

[truckinbutch]

Re: Woman's best friend

If you handle each in the correct manner it applies to both .
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Provided , of course , that you have chosen a good vintage to begin with . A poorly selected , basement fermented and poorly handled muscatel will never become champagne .
All you will get from it is a temporary high and a major headache .

 

[stefen]

Re: Woman's best friend

Geez...ya gets laid eitherr way...