Women

[The Beep Goes On]

Quote of the day

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh**.

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Women are Angels: When someone breaks their wings, they simply continue to fly - on a broomstick. They are flexible like that.

 

[truckinbutch]

I agree .Why do I feel that the outcome of this post is not going to be good ?

 

[poorhunter78]

Can't understand what went wrong, I just read this went in to my wife with a big wide satisfied smile. She says " What did you do now"!

 

[johnnyblaze]

I think they are evolving with broken wings right from the getgo...


Blaze

 

[poorhunter78]

Every time I complete a job around the house, She uses this WE word How is their any WE in I?