Would you like to sit down here with company?

[architecad]

I was in a shopping mall and I saw this in the gentleman room.

 

[jeff of pa]

I even hate when I'm at a Urinal,
their are Twelve & somone walks up to
use the one Beside me.

I'm usually tempted to shake it as I turn
& wet their leg.

I'd take the TP roll with me when I Leave

 

[architecad]

I has been told in the Army at the boot camp, 1970, the toilet rooms is used to be with no division, anybody could see you when you was "pupu"

 

[architecad]

I even hate when I'm at a Urinal,
their are Twelve & somone walks up to
use the one Beside me.

I'm usually tempted to shake it as I turn
& wet their leg.

I'd take the TP roll with me when I Leave

I'm usually tempted to shake it as I turn
& wet their leg.

Now I understand why I find urine scattered all around the urinary and floor

 

[truckinbutch]

I even hate when I'm at a Urinal,
their are Twelve & somone walks up to
use the one Beside me.

I'm usually tempted to shake it as I turn
& wet their leg.

I'd take the TP roll with me when I Leave

I just look the guy that moved up beside me right in the eye and ask ,
"What are you lookin over here for ,'Bubby'? The joke is in your hand ."

 

[poorhunter78]

Aint seen two crappers side by side since the ol chithouse When I was a kid.

 

[Kentucky Kache]

I believe in communicating, but that's going a little too far.

 

[Marc(NB)]

well might being so close, ya might as well talk about the one that got away

 

[poorhunter78]

well might being so close, ya might as well talk about the one that got away

hook, line, n stinker.

 

[Chug And Red]

Well, look at it this way, when you pass that special large floater, you can show it to your buddy really easily!!!! Red"Hey Bubba, look at the size of this one!"

 

[truckinbutch]

Well, look at it this way, when you pass that special large floater, you can show it to your buddy really easily!!!! Red"Hey Bubba, look at the size of this one!"

Don't know if I'da told that if I was plannin on sleepin at home tonight .

 

[boogeyman]

For a good laugh!

A buddy of mine used to go to the bar restroom and find a vacant stall. He'd sit inside waiting with hershey bar all over his hand. When somebody would sit down next to him, he'd reach under & grab the guys pant leg with the chocolate covered hand and say "Hey buddy, got any toilet paper over there?" The best part was watching the victums face as he came running out of the restroom!

 

[stefen]

That's hilarious

 

[gord]

That's like the kid at cub camp who rushes out of the caravanserai in the middle of lunch, and comes sauntering back in a few minutes later licking peanut butter off of a big wad of TP.

 

[boogeyman]

That's like the kid at cub camp who rushes out of the caravanserai in the middle of lunch, and comes sauntering back in a few minutes later licking peanut butter off of a big wad of TP.

I used to take a specemin cup that was used for prisoners, and put some apple juice in it & leave it on the desk or counter when sarge would come in yelling what the h*ll is this, I'd pick it up take a sip and say "yup, it's urine!" He'd gag & leave me alone for the rest of my shift Sure wish I'd known your peanut butter trick! Hmmm.. think I can still use that one!! Thanks for the idea!