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Wonder & Woods
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.
Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career
going"?
>
Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad How's the golf"?
>
Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I
think I've got that going right now."
>
Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong,
I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the
next time I play, it seems to be all right."
>
Tiger says, "You play golf"?
>
Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
>
Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you
can't see"?
>
Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the
fairway and call to me. I listen for
the sound of his voice and play the ball
toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the
caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again,
I play the ball toward his voice"
>
"But how do you putt"? asks Woods.
>
Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of
the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just
play the ball toward his voice."
>
Woods asks, "What's your handicap"?
>
Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
>
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."
>
Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play
for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
>
Woods thinks it over and says, "Okay, I'm for that. When would you like
to play"?
>
Stevie says, "Pick a night."
>
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.
Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career
going"?
>
Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad How's the golf"?
>
Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I
think I've got that going right now."
>
Stevie says, "I always find that when my golf swing goes wrong,
I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the
next time I play, it seems to be all right."
>
Tiger says, "You play golf"?
>
Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
>
Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you
can't see"?
>
Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the
fairway and call to me. I listen for
the sound of his voice and play the ball
toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the
caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again,
I play the ball toward his voice"
>
"But how do you putt"? asks Woods.
>
Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of
the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just
play the ball toward his voice."
>
Woods asks, "What's your handicap"?
>
Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
>
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."
>
Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play
for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
>
Woods thinks it over and says, "Okay, I'm for that. When would you like
to play"?
>
Stevie says, "Pick a night."
>
