Words of the day from South Of The Border

[Ray S S]

Words of the day from 'South Of The Border'

Greetings, here is one that is a little different. LOL.

1~~ *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies, "Maria likes me, but cheese ugly."

2~~ *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car,
There's not mushroom.

3~~ *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know to read,
So I shoulder.

4~~ *Texas*
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me.
Che wonders where I am!

5~~ *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine pese,
then che got herpes.

6~~ *July*
Ju tol me ju were going to tha store,
But ju went to see sum guy.
July to me! JUlyer!

7~~ *Rectum*
I had 2 cars,
But my wife rectum!

8~~ *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife.
But, che said chicken go herself.

9~~ *Wheelchair*
We have only 1 enchilada left,
But don't worry, wheelchair.

10~~ *Chicken* *Wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11~~ *Budweiser*
That woman has a nice body.
Budweiser face so ugly?

 

[stefen]

Re: Words of the day from 'South Of The Border'

Cheese got no humor.

 

[Ray S S]

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I got a kick out of #7.

 

[stefen]

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look on the bright side, at least they were trying to speak English....maybe there is still hope.

Como?

 

[bigscoop]

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Two brothers applying for a job. One is a wood cutter, the other is a pilot. Employer says, "We can use a pilot but we have no need for a wood cutter." The wood cutter replies, "Hey, if I don't cut it he can't pilot."

Two turtles suning on the beach, one looks up and sees this big bird diving straight at them, so he shouts, "Duck!" The other turtle quickly pulls his head back in the shell.

It's late, what did you expect.

 

[olepossum]

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aorta = aorta cut that grass at the ballfield before before the out fielder gets snake bit

 

[packerbacker]

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Two Mexican illegal border crossers are lost in the desert and near death from lack of food and water. All of a sudden Jose says excitedly "Hey, Pedro, mi amigo, look there, es a bacon tree!" "Es no bacon tree Jose, es a mirage" responds his friend. "No Pedro, es a bacon tree, c'mon, les get somes bacon mi amigo." and he scurries with his last ounce of stregth towards the tree. All of a sudden there is a long volley of gunfire coming from the tree that drops Jose to the ground. He then turns and begins crawling back towards his friend and hollers, "Pedro, mi amigo, go back, go back, es a hambush!!!"

 

[FarmerChick]

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South of the Border is a restaurant in my neck of the woods and I believe they have that original joke list posted on their walls.

 

[packerbacker]

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It was too long to post here.

 

[stefen]

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A local Mexican TV Weather News report...

Chili today hot tamale

 

[spartacus53]

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wow, I didn't know the Joke board was moved here

 

[Frankn]

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Ray, #7, you mean where they all got hit in the back door?
Frank Sorry about that, couldn't help myself.

 

[Ray S S]

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Yeah, man, Thanks for all of your good answers here. They are all funny.

Yup, Frank, musta bin sompun like dat.


Ray

 

[Ray S S]

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Hello, tee, Thanks for putting that one on. That is a good song, I also listened to the rest of
the songs on it. I had never heard him sing Barbra Allen. I used to have 331/3 RPM album
of songs by Tex Ritter until it got broke. I used to like to hear him sing 'If The Ocean Was
Whiskey' He had quite a long list of songs out, including the theme song, 'High Noon'
sterring Gary Cooper. I met Tex twice and was really impressed with his size. I was almost
6 feet tall and he towered above me and was very broad shouldered. I saw a movie a
couple weeks ago on the Western channel, with him and Johnny Mack Brown.
Thanks again,

Ray

 

[ivan salis]

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wha chew min eye spic funy --chew gotta itchew wit da waay eye spic.

 

[olepossum]

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manaise =manasie a lot of people on here with good jokes

 

[stefen]

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Winner.....

He started out a "Wiener" but now he is just a looser.....

Like a few of the leaders of this country, he too will Peter out of existence.

 

[GunFarce]

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Was that the same Pepito that was arrested for laying on a beach?
No one would have even noticed, but the beach was keeking and screaming..