you guys/gals ever felt the call of nature

[strike it rich]

hi what do you do if you are detecting and are miles from a toilet and have you ever done that funny walk when your nearly craping yourself sorry just another one of those things I wonder about call it toilet humour if you will

 

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[Green1]

just find a tree......

 

[Colonial KirkPA]

I did the #2 one time last year. It was a super cold day...the windchill was -10...apple cider and beans for lunch, so picture that explosion. I properly disposed of the "dirty" tissues in my digging pouch...I didn't want to litter out in the woods.

 

[strike it rich]

I did the #2 one time last year. It was a super cold day...the windchill was -10...apple cider and beans for lunch, so picture that explosion. I properly disposed of the "dirty" tissues in my digging pouch...I didn't want to litter out in the woods.

ha ha ha ha p*ssed my self laughing

 

[Colonial KirkPA]

It was a funny scene, if you like #2 explosions.

 

[Evolution]

I did the #2 one time last year. It was a super cold day...the windchill was -10...apple cider and beans for lunch, so picture that explosion. I properly disposed of the "dirty" tissues in my digging pouch...I didn't want to litter out in the woods.

I hope those tissues were in the trash side of your digging pouch and not the treasure side. I always put the s*** in the trash side myself. LMAO

 

[stefen]

Thats why God provided TP on a roll...always take some and bury the evidence when done...explosion or not...

And for a minute, I don't beleive that Kirk disposed of the dirty tissues in his diggin pouch...he's feeding you a bunch of 'I Love The En vironment And keep It Green Crap'...

 

[BuckleBoy]

The best part about taking a dump in the woods at your relic site is that the guys that followed you to try and steal your site will go out MDing there and step in it

 

[dandan]

Pocket knife, cut the skivvies.... WHEW!! I go through more undies that way!

 

[West Jersey Detecting]

I ran into that situation a few weeks back. I will spare the details, but I had a choice to make. One was to stop detecting and RUN 2 miles back to the car, the other involved finding dry leaves. Detecting won out, of course, but luckily the urge subsided a few minutes later and I was OK until returning home!!

 

[LadyDigger]

Well, me, myself and I....I carry a bucket in my car with plastic baggies (grocery store ones) and when the urge hits (which is about everytime I squat to dig the target! it's a woman thing!)...I use my bucket!!! Then I tie up the bags and dispose of them when I find the nearest dumpster!!!

I am considering investing in a portable "throne"...the kind you would purchase for camping...for me, it would be a great investment :P

 

[West Jersey Detecting]

Well, me, myself and I....I carry a bucket in my car with plastic baggies (grocery store ones) and when the urge hits (which is about everytime I squat to dig the target!)...I use my bucket!!! Then I tie up the bags and dispose of them when I find the nearest dumpster!!!

I am considering investing in a portable "throne"...the kind you would purchase for camping...for me, it would be a great investment :P

Maybe you just need to change your diet. Less fried food and less fiber!!!!

 

[LadyDigger]

Well, me, myself and I....I carry a bucket in my car with plastic baggies (grocery store ones) and when the urge hits (which is about everytime I squat to dig the target!)...I use my bucket!!! Then I tie up the bags and dispose of them when I find the nearest dumpster!!!

I am considering investing in a portable "throne"...the kind you would purchase for camping...for me, it would be a great investment :P

Maybe you just need to change your diet.  Less fried food and less fiber!!!!

LOL....well, I don't eat before I go out....but sometimes mother nature doesn't care about that!!! And as a woman, well, mother nature is not very nice to us as we get older!!! ...I'm sure other women here can understand that BTW, it's mostly #1

In other words, we laugh, we p*ss, we sneeze, we p*ss, we cough, we p*ss, we squat, we p*ss.... guess I'll have to give up laughing, sneezing, coughing and squating LMAO

 

[West Jersey Detecting]

Well, me, myself and I....I carry a bucket in my car with plastic baggies (grocery store ones) and when the urge hits (which is about everytime I squat to dig the target!)...I use my bucket!!! Then I tie up the bags and dispose of them when I find the nearest dumpster!!!

I am considering investing in a portable "throne"...the kind you would purchase for camping...for me, it would be a great investment :P

Maybe you just need to change your diet. Less fried food and less fiber!!!!

LOL....well, I don't eat before I go out....but sometimes mother nature doesn't care about that!!! And as a woman, well, mother nature is not very nice to us as we get older!!! ...I'm sure other women here can understand that BTW, it's mostly #1

In other words, we laugh, we p*ss, we sneeze, we p*ss, we cough, we p*ss, we squat, we p*ss.... guess I'll have to give up laughing, sneezing, coughing and squating LMAO

I think someone should add mother nature calls to my "10 plagues of metal detecting" post

 

[Colonial KirkPA]

Annmarie, does crypto bring a "throne" on his trips? :P

 

[LadyDigger]

Annmarie, does crypto bring a "throne" on his trips? :P

LMAO...ahhh Kirk...not sure....I'll have to ask him next time!!!

Well, me, myself and I....I carry a bucket in my car with plastic baggies (grocery store ones) and when the urge hits (which is about everytime I squat to dig the target!)...I use my bucket!!! Then I tie up the bags and dispose of them when I find the nearest dumpster!!!

I am considering investing in a portable "throne"...the kind you would purchase for camping...for me, it would be a great investment :P

Maybe you just need to change your diet. Less fried food and less fiber!!!!

LOL....well, I don't eat before I go out....but sometimes mother nature doesn't care about that!!! And as a woman, well, mother nature is not very nice to us as we get older!!! ...I'm sure other women here can understand that BTW, it's mostly #1

In other words, we laugh, we p*ss, we sneeze, we p*ss, we cough, we p*ss, we squat, we p*ss.... guess I'll have to give up laughing, sneezing, coughing and squating LMAO

I think someone should add mother nature calls to my "10 plagues of metal detecting" post

Great idea! LMAO

 

[savant365]

I did the #2 one time last year. It was a super cold day...the windchill was -10...apple cider and beans for lunch, so picture that explosion. I properly disposed of the "dirty" tissues in my digging pouch...I didn't want to litter out in the woods.

This thread sure went to $hit

 

[ivan salis]

kirkee poo dude (note for the future) --toliet paper is bio degradible -- ie it rots going back to nature in a short bit of time -- so no need to "bring it back" with you --

 

[texan connection]

I generally do my thing and then throw acouple quarters in the hole b-4 I cover it

 

[BuckleBoy]

I generally do my thing and then throw acouple quarters in the hole b-4 I cover it

ROFL!