You know the honeymoon's over when...

[signal_line]

I'll start this thread.

You know the honeymoon's over when one morning you are in the bathroom brushing your teeth and your wife comes in and takes a crap.

 

[boogeyman]

You're on the throne with no TP. You yell for the wife to grab you a roll and she replies "You know where it is!"

 

[4x4x4]

....You need to use Condiments to have a safe meal....

 

[signal_line]

She made onion soup for dinner the night before "especially for him".

 

[bill_wabo]

Your significant other changes the "intercourse" agenda. It's now May and September instead of Mondays and Saturdays.

 

[aa battery]

when she says your #1 with her middle finger

 

[Geobound]

When you engage in hall sex only........you know, when she passes you in the hall and says "f**k you".

 

[kcm]

Somehow it seems this thread made a wrong turn somewhere.