Re: You're out in the woods and run into a...
Her's a true story for ya.I was in Gatlinburg,Tenn. on vacation the summer before last.My girlfriend(now wife)and I rented one of those moutain chalets for a week.While she was busy unpacking,I was walking around the outside of the chalet(which is on top of a small mountain in the woods)and I see all these bags of garbage strewn about,maybe fifty yards from the building.So stupid me from florida for the last 23 years on and off,i'm wondering why the heck did people drag thier garbage out here for?Little did I know the next night I was about to find out why.Next night,steaks are on the grill,dinner was good.Me and my better half are sitting in the hot tub relaxing after a good meal.A minute or two later, the wife and I heard a little commotion in the nearby woods,jokingly I replied"don't worry it's just a momma bear looking for her lost cub and all of a sudden she has a look of fear in her eyes like i'd never seen."Rob theres a BEAR!",were the next words out of her mouth.I turn around from my seated position in the tub to witness a BIG BLACK BEAR with his nose up in the air as if he was smelling and looking for those steaks that we had just consumed.Okay,the hot tub is on the deck of the chalet approx.15 feet from the car in the driveway.The bear was in between the car and the deck about 10-12 feet from us.Well,let me tell you,you have never seen two people move so fast in your life,we were out of the hot tub and in through the sliding glass door in a 1/2 second flat!The bear wasn't worried about us at all,turns out he's the one that had been dragging the garbage out into the woods(duh).I grabbed the video camera to get it on tape,thought I did,turns out in all the excitement I must have hit pause because I didn't get the video.I spent the next 5 nights trying to get that bear on video.Sitting up late listening to them in the woods walking around to no avail,every morning the garbage was gone.Scared us do death that night,funny as hell now when I think back to it.H.H.