Does your Chewing gum loose its flavor on the bedpost overnight ?

jeff of pa · Sep 29, 2006

Don't know why but that song just popped in my head,
and made me think of some of the old songs, I used to hear growing up, that still pop in my head, when everything is Silent.

like

Beep Beep (His horn went beep beep beep)

Itsey, Bitsey Teeney Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

Baby Sitting Boogie.

Gypsy Heart · Sep 29, 2006

I always get old TV songs stuff in my head and then have to sing it all day.. When We go camping or on trips we try to sing as many old TV songs that we can .....

..................Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.

So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded Castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

buscadero · Oct 15, 2006

8) Who Put the Bomp
The Streak
Disco Duck
It's Me Again, Margaret
Monster Mash
Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb

Here's the story of a lovely lady,
Who was bringing up 3 very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold like their mother
The youngest one in curls.

Here's the story of a man named Brady
Who was busy with 3 boys of his own,
They were 4 men living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch
That this group would somehow form a family,
That's the way we became the Brady Bunch.

The Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch,
That's the way we became the Brady Bunch.

Gypsy Heart · Oct 16, 2006

I do like a good round of "Do your Ears Hang Low" Hahahah

But who remembers this
Cheers
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name, ...(treasurenet..hahah)
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.
You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name

PBK · Oct 16, 2006

Here are some lyrics that probably don't pop into your head, although you may find yourself whistling the tune. In fact, it's arguably the most familiar TV theme song of all time.

The Andy Griffith Show Theme Lyrics

"The Fishin' Hole"
Music by Earle Hagen & Herbert W. Spencer
Lyrics by Everett Sloane

Well, now, take down your fishin' pole and meet me at The Fishin' Hole,
We may not get a bite all day, but don't you rush away.

What a great place to rest your bones and mighty fine for skippin' stones,
You'll feel fresh as a lemonade, a-settin' in the shade.

Whether it's hot, whether it's cool, oh what a spot for whistlin' like a fool.

What a fine day to take a stroll and wander by The Fishin' Hole,
I can't think of a better way to pass the time o' day.

We'll have no need to call the roll when we get to The Fishin' Hole,
There'll be you, me, and Old Dog Trey, to doodle time away.

If we don't hook a perch or bass, we'll cool our toes in dewy grass,
Or else pull up a weed to chaw, and maybe set and jaw.

Hangin' around, takin' our ease, watchin' that hound a-scratchin' at his fleas.

Come on, take down your fishin' pole and meet me at The Fishin' Hole,
I can't think of a better way to pass the time o' day.

Postalrevnant · Oct 27, 2006

OMG I wish I had not checked this out. LoL now I can't get some of this out of my head.

Rev

bearbqd · Jun 25, 2007

Lol, the chewing gum song. That song was on my Snoopy vs. The Red Baron album back in the 70s. That song cracked me up. I also liked Mrs Brown you've got a lovely daughter. What else was on that album

Oh yeah, How much is that doggy in the window? Can't remember any others at the moment.

cntrydncr1 · Jun 25, 2007

"They're going to take me away, he he"

hollowpointred · Jun 25, 2007

jeff of pa said:
Don't know why but that song just popped in my head,
and made me think of some of the old songs, I used to hear growing up, that still pop in my head, when everything is Silent.

like

Beep Beep (His horn went beep beep beep)

Itsey, Bitsey Teeney Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

Baby Sitting Boogie.

youre showing your age again pop pop!

here is one that no one is remembering!

straight from the mind of les claypool and primus.

"Grandad's Little Ditty"

As I stand in the Shower
Singing Opera and such
Pondering the possibility that I
Pull the pud too much
There's a scent that fills the air
Is it flatus? Just a touch.
And it makes me think of you.

EDDE · Jun 26, 2007

Teddy Bear

I was on the outskirts of a little southern town,
Trying to reach my destination before the sun went down.
The old CB was blaring away on channel one-nine
When there came a little boy's voice on the radio line.
And he said, "Breaker, one-nine, is anyone there?
Come on back, truckers, and talk to Teddy Bear."
Well, I keyed the mike and I said, "Well, you got it,Teddy Bear."
And the little boy's voice came back on the air.
"'Preciate the break. Who we got on that end?"
I told him my handle, and then he began:

"Now, I'm not supposed to bother you fellas out there,
Mom says you're busy and for me to stay off the air.
But, you see, I get lonely and it helps to talk
'Cause that's about all I can do. I'm crippled and I can't walk."

I came back and told him to fire up that mike
And I'd talk to him as long as he'd like.
"This was my dad's radio," the little boy said,
"But I guess it's mine and Mom's now 'cause my daddy's dead.
Dad had a wreck about a month ago.
He was trying to get home in a blinding snow.
Mom has to work now to make ends meet
And I'm not much help with my two crippled feet.
She says not to worry, that we'll make it all right,
But I hear her crying sometimes late at night.
You know, there's one thing I want more than anything else to see.
Aw, I know you guys are too busy to bother with me,
But, you see, my dad used to take me for rides when he was home
But I guess that's all over now since my daddy's gone."

Not one breaker came on the old CB
As that little crippled boy talked with me.
I tried hard to swallow, the lump just wouldn't stay down
As I thought about my boy back in Greenville town.

"Dad was gonna take Mom and me with him later on this year.
Why, I remember him saying, 'Someday this old truck'll be yours, Teddy Bear.'
But I know I'll never get to ride an 18-wheeler again,
But this old base will keep me in touch with all my trucker friends.
Teddy Bear's gonna back on out now and leave you alone
'Cause it's about time for Mom to come home.
But you give me a shout when you're passing through
And I'll sure be happy to come back to you."

Well, I came back and I said, "Before you go ten-ten,
What's your home-twenty, little CB friend?"
Well, he gave me his address and I didn't once hesitate
'Cause this hot load of freight was just gonna have to wait.
I turned that truck around on a dime
And headed straight for Jackson Street, 229.

And as I rounded the corner, boy, I got one heck of a shock--
Eighteen-wheelers were lined up for three city blocks!
Why, I guess every driver for miles around had caught Teddy Bear's call
And that little crippled boy was having a ball.
For as fast as one driver would carry him in,
Another would carry him to his truck and take off again.
Well, you better believe I took my turn at riding Teddy Bear
And then I carried him back in and put him down in his chair.
And, buddy, if I never live to see happiness again
I want you to know I saw it that day, in the face of that little man.

We took up a collection for him before his mama got home
And each driver said goodbye and then they were all gone.
He shook my hand with a mile-long grin
And said, "So long, trucker, I'll catch you again!"
I hit that interstate with tears in my eyes
And I turned on the radio and I got another surprise.
"Breaker, one-nine," came a voice on the air,
"Just one word of thanks from Mama Teddy Bear.
We wish each and every one a special prayer for you
'Cause you just made my little boy's dream come true.
I'll sign off now before I start to cry.
May God ride with you. Ten-four, and goodbye.

EDDE · Jun 26, 2007

my god that song is a ripper :'(

SC_hunter · Jun 26, 2007

Geeeeeeezzzzz..now I have Dueling Banjo's stuck in my mind...lol

jeff of pa · Jun 26, 2007

cntrydncr1 said:
"They're going to take me away, he he"

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?
Hah

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away Ha-haaa!