How to deal with your wife's temper..

[creskol]

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A man goes to a marriage counselor, worried about his wife’s temper.[FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] The counselor asks, "What's the problem?[FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] The man says, "I don't know what to do.[FONT=&quot][/FONT] Every day my wife loses her temper for no reason. It scares me."[FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] The Counselor says, "I have a cure for that.[FONT=&quot][/FONT] When it seems your wife is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's bourbon and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down."[FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] Two weeks later, he goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.[FONT=&quot][/FONT] He tells the counselor, "That was a brilliant idea.[FONT=&quot][/FONT] Every time my wife started to get angry,[FONT=&quot][/FONT] I swished the Jack Daniels and she would start to calm down. It was amazing![FONT=&quot][/FONT] What is it about Jack Daniels that makes it work like that?"[FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT] The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing.[FONT=&quot][/FONT] Keeping your mouth shut is the trick."

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I duck.

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[Treasure_Hunter]

 

[BLK HOLE]

TRUTH!

 

[smallfoot]

After 3 failed marriages, quite frankly I don't care how angry any of them get. It's no longer a problem for me...

 

[Trezurehunter]

Amen to that !, except I use Crown Royal !

 

[A2coins]

Love it now teach her the same thing and we got a party

 

[chub]

Saw a cartoon strip about a guy interviewing an old couple that had been successfully married for 60 years.....he asks them what the secret is.... the woman says "youll have to speak up I cant hear a thing"... husband cups his ear and asks " what did you say?"....

Good question. Do deaf couples marriages last longer?

chub

 

[CoinHunterAZ]

The secret to dealing with your wife's temper is to treat her with kindness and respect, and avoid making her angry in the first place.

 

[kingskid1611]

I duck.

:P

and run

 

[tinpan]

Hi , The local bar is open 24/7 bliisssssssss TP

 

[creskol]

The secret to dealing with your wife's temper is to treat her with kindness and respect, and avoid making her angry in the first place.

You mean like this?

 

[CoinHunterAZ]

LOL, wives don't get mad at that kind of thing...they get even!

 

[A2coins]

Happy wife Happy life Happy spouse Happy House

 

[nomad 11]

hmmmmm ! i wake up in the morning. i look at myself in the mirror and i dont see a ring through my nose. i wonder how that happened ?

 

[SanMan]

The secret to dealing with your wife's temper is to treat her with kindness and respect, and avoid making her angry in the first place.

....... so she does not pick up a big heavy glass ash tray and throw it at your head full power.

 

[CoinHunterAZ]

....Or clock you in the head with a cast iron skillet. Also, don't forget what happened to John Bobbitt. Mind your manners boys!

 

[Bum Luck]

It matters if there's a reason, or it's just a chemical reaction.

Remember, for acid, apply a base.

 

[MidTN]

The first thing I do is hide my toothbrush.

 

[tinpan]

Hi Trade it in for a younger model TP