How to deal with your wife's temper..

[UncleVinnys]

Cool and funny answers,

My big tip: Take the muddy shoes off BEFORE you enter the house.

 

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[NapervilleDan]

I've been divorced for.. um.... wow, 16 years?! Married once, that was enough. ***Nothing better than a happy marriage, but it's not for me.

My girlfriend has no desire to get married again either. We live together about 8 months of the year. The other months, she's in Arizona. (I fly down to visit her once or twice)

Eventually, I'll transfer down there with job, but my family is here so no rush.

It's a match made in heaven. :-)

 

[SanMan]

I haven't had a girlfriend for some years,.....

But the last one was very beautiful, 5' 9", and crazy.

When she got out of line I would put her over my knee and spank her rear end.

It was a lot of exercise trying to hold on to her with one arm, and pull down her pants with the other.

I got lucky a time or two when she was wearing a skirt.

 

[chub]

I haven't had a girlfriend for some years,.....

But the last one was very beautiful, 5' 9", and crazy.

When she got out of line I would put her over my knee and spank her rear end.

It was a lot of exercise trying to hold on to her with one arm, and pull down her pants with the other.

I got lucky a time or two when she was wearing a skirt.


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As long as it didn't affect your detecting arm I'm sure its fine

chub

 

[SanMan]

As long as it didn't affect your detecting arm I'm sure its fine

chub

LOL

 

[DizzyDigger]

I haven't had a girlfriend for some years,.....
But the last one was very beautiful, 5' 9", and crazy.
When she got out of line I would put her over my knee and spank her rear end.

Musta been a long time ago...try that on the West Coast today and you'll
end up doing prison time..

Been married four times..I could write a book on how to get into bad
relationships..

 

[newnan man]

The other day I got in our hot tub before my wife. She got in and said we put too much water in the tub it's almost overflowing. I said it was fine until you got in......BIG mistake!

 

[NapervilleDan]

Henny Youngman jokes:

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

 

[bowser]

I have grey ghosts and ear plugs