If I Were Rich Id Buy....

[Michigan Badger]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

Maybe I'd buy a million tons of nickels.

 

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[DigginThePast]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

I'd buy a flock of cheerleaders in muck boots and short skirts to follow me around and cheer me on during my hunts.

This idea has a lot of merit. Though i would make some slight changes.

 

[rockhound]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

I would have the laws changed, that would eliminate pulltabs from being able to be removed from cans, with a stiff fine if caught removing or trying to remove one.Just think of the litter it would stop, plus it would make life a lot easier for us that detect. Soon all pulltabs would be removed from parks,playgrounds, school,etc. We could run zero discriminate everwhere,and depth would be at the maximum, except in hot ground. rockhound

 

[bigwater]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

Well then we'd still have to contend with the old style pulltabs that were designed to be removed from the can. I guess we could pass a law saying that if you pull a current style pulltab off of the can, you have to eat it. I dunno. All I know for sure is that If I see a can of beer/soda with the old style ring pulltab in somebody's fridge, I don't want the beverage contained inside because it's at least half as old as me.

 

[Tank69]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

I'd travel the world getting tattoo's an detecting

 

[Montana Jim]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

If...

 

[battlecat]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

A new back, mine hurts so bad.....

 

[olepossum]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

a portable gpr the new whites vision a mine lab 4500 a garrett 2500i a boat set up for treasure hunting and a quad fifty cal for its deck and a big pirate flag for the mast and a good lawyer in case they tryed to call me a pirate and a new house for my wife so when i went treasure hunting she wouldnt gripe to much because with the new house would be a barn with 6 arabian percherons and a train caboose to be my hq for my treasure hunting empire and a bunch of guns to fill up my gun shop that i would run in the winter when it is to cold to md or treasure hunt and a 1940 willys pick up set on a hummer g1 frame with a big ole set of texas longhorn skull and horns

 

[BuckleBoy]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

If...

If only I had Jim's sense of humor...

 

[BamaBill]

The best way to make a small fortune treasure hunting...

is to start with a large fortune.

 

[BamaBill]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

Then I'll put us back on track with... I'd buy a recently closed area school and make it over as an R&D lab to come up with PI machine that can discriminate.

 

[Michigan Badger]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

I'd travel the world getting tattoo's an detecting

ORRR..........

Each time you detect a COUNTRY, get a TATTOO of it!!!!

I've always wanted a Tattoo!

 

[NGE]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

If I were super rich, I'd bribe O'BAMA to let me detect and keep everything I found on and in the white house grounds.......NGE

 

[AU24K]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

If I were rich, I'd buy more time; but, alas,
"Now don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the Earth and Sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind
Everything is dust in the wind
Everything is dust in the wind..."

by Kansas


Scott

 

[bigwater]

Re: If I Were Rich I'd Buy....

That was yesterday's song. After the vote in the house last night, today we have a new song... and we're all gonna need to be rich to buy what the government is gonna force on us.

R.E.M. "It's the end of the world"

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and
snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world
serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed
it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, the Ladder
start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire
in a fire, representing seven games, and a government
for hire at a combat site. Left of west and coming in
a hurry with the furys breathing down your neck. Team
by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing. Fine, then. Uh oh,
overflow, population, common food, but it'll do to Save
yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs,
listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign
towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself
churn. Lock it in, uniforming, book burning, blood
letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down.
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no
fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament,
tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions,
offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental
drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard
Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester
Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You
symbiotic, patriotic, slam bug net, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel
fine...fine...