LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL 08 !

[River Rat]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

How many of you Louisiana folks know of Irma Thomas?
She's a native of Ponchatoula and will be at the Strawberry Fest.

 

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[Noodle]

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Sound system will be set up, Evy!! -Noodle

 

[Mental Granny]

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Great, I am in the mood for good music!

 

[Juanmoretime]

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I think Mental Granny is even in the mood for BAD music !!!

 

[Mental Granny]

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Juan ~~~~~ You are so right I LOVE MUSIC and I CAN NOT WAIT TO GRT THERE !

You havenot seen me excited just ask about the greeting as people came thru the door in Caldwell!

 

[Cheesecake Hunk]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

This is one for the ages (if this offends anyone please pm me and I will take it off) I thought it was funny.

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

Cheesecake...

 

[Cynangyl]

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lol I love that one!!

 

[dg39]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmazqhVjIOc
I always loved Charlie Rich's songs...Charlie Rich died in his sleep on July 25, 1995 in the Hammond, Louisiana motel where he and his wife were spending the night during a car trip to Florida. He was 62 years old. The cause of death was a blood clot in his lung.

You brought back some memories with that one RR. I first met Charlie Rich in Petersburg, Va. in 1960. I was working for WSSV in Petersburgh and he was just starting out. We became good friends and had a nuimber of adventures together. I worked from 10 at night till 2 in the morning as a DJ. Charlie would come up and visit and play the radio station paino for hours. I wish I had recorded some of it.He was a good guy. Not as bad as some people painted him later in life. (just my 2 bits worth.)
DG

 

[Mental Granny]

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He was a fantastic entertainer, and no one is as bad or as good as people on the outside know, you were very lucky to have some wonderful memory making time with him I would have liked to been a fly on the wall

 

[River Rat]

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#29 - When Boudreaux was Courting Clotile


One day when Boudreaux and Clotile were courting (before they got married), Boudreaux went to visit Clotile at her house.
Boudreaux and Clotile were sitting in the living room talking. Boudreaux was on his best behavior -- trying to make a good impression on Clotile.

When Clotile left the living room for a while, Boudreaux was looking around the room and noticed there was an old Hammond Organ in the corner. Boudreaux noticed that there was a fish bowl filled with water on top of the organ with something floating on the surface of the water. Boudreaux walked over to get a closer look and noticed that the object floating in the fish bowl was a condom. Puzzled, Boudreaux went back to his seat.

When Clotile returned to the living room, Boudreaux and Clotile continued their conversation -- but all the time Boudreaux kept thinking about that thing in the fish bowl.

After much of the evening passed, Boudreaux's curiosity got the best of him and he asked Clotile, "Mais, Clotile, whats dat ting doin in dat fish bowl up dere?"

Clotile replied, "Mais Boudreaux, let me tell you about dat. One day I was walking down de road down by de bayou and I found dat ting on de side of de road. Mais, you know I picked it up and brought it home. I read the writing on de package and it said 'For prevention of disease - put it on your organ and keep it wet.'. So I put it up dere and you know, Boudreaux it really works yea -- I haven't had a cold in over a year now!"

 

[River Rat]

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#1 - Boudreaux & the Devil


Boudreaux died and was on his way down to Hell. In anticipation, the Devil turned up the thermostat to make it extra warm for Boudreaux. When Boudreaux arrived, the Devil asked, "Hey Boudreaux, how do you like the heat down here?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's just fine. It reminds me of Bayou PonPon in July."

That made the Devil mad. That night, he turned the thermostat up all the way it could go. Man it was hot! When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "NOW how do you like it down here?"

Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's fine. It reminds me of August on Bayou Lafourche."

As you might expect, that made the Devil all the more mad. Well, that night, he turned the thermostat down all the way it could go! The whole place frosted over. Icicles started forming from the rafters. When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "How you like it NOW, Boudreaux?"

Boudreaux, shivering, through blue lips, says, "Mais cher, I'm one happy Cajun!"

The Devil was infuriated! He yelled, "What do you mean you're one happy Cajun?!!"

Boudreaux, still shivering says, "The Saints done won the Superbowl!"

 

[River Rat]

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#10 - Boudreaux & the Elevator


One day Boudreaux, his wife Clotile, and Boudreaux's friend, Pierre went to the city.
While Clotile went shopping, Boudreaux & Pierre decided to go check out one of them tall buildings.

Inside the building, Boudreaux & Pierre came to these big golden doors.

Boudreaux says,"Wonda wot dees doors lead to?".

So Boudreaux & Pierre stare at the doors for a few minutes until an old woman comes up to the doors. She pushes a button near the door, the doors open, she goes inside, & the doors close.

Boudreaux & Pierre watch as numbers above the door start to change from "1" to "2" to "3", then the numbers stop a while then change again from "3" to "2" to "1". Then the doors open and a beautiful young voluptuous woman walks out!

Boudreaux tells Pierre, "Mais you saw dat!? Hurry up--lets go find Clotile so we can put her in dere

 

[Cheesecake Hunk]

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MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front
of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are
you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and
sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when
your father caught us in the back seat of my car ?

"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face
and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20
years?'"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten out
today."
Cheesecake..

 

[Cynangyl]

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oooooh he is in SUCH MUCH trouble!

 

[Mental Granny]

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Cyn ya got that right and he posted this BEFORE comming to the hunt !

 

[stoney56]

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Cheesecake, guess that means 20 years to life.

 

[River Rat]

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For those who live in Gonzales & surrounding areas will know of Van Broussard (The King of Swamp Pop). Van Broussard was born on March 29, 1937, in Prairieville. Brother of Grace Broussard of "Dale & Grace" fame ("I’m Leaving It Up To You," 1963), Van played Dixieland music around Ascension Parish until 1954, when after hearing Elvis’ early songs he switched to rhythm and blues music. In doing so, Van contributed to the formation of "swamp pop" music (or "bayou boogie," as he calls it). Broussard’s recordings include "Feed The Flame" (1958) and "Lord I Need Somebody Bad Tonight" (1977). He has recorded for the Rex, Red Stick, Bayou Boogie, and CSP labels.

 

[Bridge End Farm]

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MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front
of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are
you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and
sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when
your father caught us in the back seat of my car ?

"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face
and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20
years?'"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten out
today."
Cheesecake..

ROFL

 

[River Rat]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Cookie & The Cupcakes singing "Matilda"

 

[Cheesecake Hunk]

Re: LOUISIANA BAYOU HUNT - DATE SET - APRIL '08 !

Ok I found the best attorney money could buy (right LOL) I really like the last one.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you crapping me?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
_______________________ _______________

--- And the best for last: ---
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Cheesecake...