My favorite quotation

spartacus53

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There are some really good ones here, as well as funny ones..

Steven Wright:
"You can't have everything; where would you put it?"
"It's a small world, but I would hate to have to paint it".

Jackie Gleason:
"Be nice to the people on your way up the ladder, because you will meet the same people on the way down".
 

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greydigger said:
This one is relevant to the season.
Kids are in bed waiting for Santa.
Mom and Dad are up late doing last minute things.
Tired after all the rush and confusion and hoping everything will be as best they can do.
One last thing before they are done and can relax in bed.
They look at each other and share those 3 magic words.












"SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED"

Batteries not included !
 

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Heres a quote that alot of people probably never heard before.I got a kick out of it after reading it. I wish i could remember the name of the book i read it in because i would love to read it again. The book was about Tecumseh (shawnee chief 1768-1812) During a series of heated treaty talks, i believe with Governor William henry harrison. Tecumseh arrived at one of the talks with his peace pipe tomahawk stuck in his belt. Harrison questioned tecumseh about bringing the weapon. Tecumseh replied that he brought the tomahawk " Because before the day is over i might have to use either one end or the other" :laughing7:
 

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I had this one on a sign by the front door of my house. That was a long time ago... :headbang: :headbang:

"If you didn't come to party, Don't bother knockin' on my door"


Prince​
 

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The sign on my shop wall shows a green faced guy in a Red circle
underneath it says ...

"Thank you for holding your breath, while I smoke."
 

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