Profound Statements

[greydigger]

If water is coming into your boat you are sinking.

 

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[mastereagle22]

The secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?

 

[greydigger]

"Flat flip flies straight, tilted flip curves".

Whammo

 

[stefen]

Dont compare your life to others you have no idea what their journey is all about.

Very good

 

[stefen]

The more one learns, the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ig norant man trying to lessen his ignorance.

 

[airborne1092]

I use this one in my job - when people tell me they're afraid of dying:

Studies show that 1 out of every 1 person dies.

 

[airborne1092]

One of my Sergeants said this once:

We're all just pubic hairs on a toilet bowl rim: one day we're bound to get pi$$ed off.


My First Sergeant asked me this once, to which for once in my life I was speechless:

"BAKER! Why haven't you taken a PT test since your last PT test?!?!" ---- uhhhhhh......

 

[mastereagle22]

My 9 y/o told me the other day she was broke because she spent all her money.

 

[Mental Granny]

Smart child she learned quick!

 

[mastereagle22]

A principal problem of bigamy is that you now have two mothers in law.

I have two mother in laws AND two father in laws!!! My wife's parents divorced and both remarried!!!!!

 

[Mental Granny]

No mother-in-law jokes I promise since I am one!

 

[Old Dog]

ME,

I am soooo sorry !

Thom

 

[Mental Granny]

Your job wont take care of you when your sick but, your friends will. Stay in touch!

 

[bbqbull]

Is a fat dog happy?

 

[bbqbull]

Do you walk to work or carry your lunch?

 

[Mental Granny]

No one is in charge of your happiness except you!

 

[mrs.oroblanco]

Profound Statement:


Trust me, I have your best interests at heart.



B


And don't forget the three biggest lies in the world.

 

[Old Dog]

Beth,
a minor change to that is ...
"Trust me, I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."

 

[Mental Granny]

Vote for me I am the best person for the job!

 

[Oroblanco]

Mrs Oroblanco wrote:

"Behind every successful man, is a woman - who couldn't be more surprised"

Hmm, we always hear about the woman standing behind the successful man, well who is standing behind the men who are FAILURES?

Oroblanco