Stupid Mole Jokes

[stefen]

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell French toast!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell pancakes!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way.

So he says, "Geez, all I can smell is molasses."

 

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[hollowpointred]

aaaaahhhhhh....... :P

 

[stefen]

Hey! Give me a break, I don't write this junk.

 

[papa]

That just stinks

 

[Leon]

Holy Mole'ly Hole'y,,, chop, chop,, dig dig...

 

[Eu_citzen]

That just stinks

I don't know have never smelled a moles ass, but apparently you know..

 

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