Christopher Walken is way badder than chuck norris.

[gold fish]

Just wanted to throw that out there, it is a new philosophy that I am basing my life on.

 

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[Heavy Chevy]

Ok Gold Fish,

I'll bite. How exactly is CW better than CN ?
What are you comparing ?
Or do you just like Walken better ?

Just curious,
Mike

 

[Nick in NEPA]

Chuck Norris kills with punches. Walken kills when you look at him.

 

[stoney56]

Walken may have better punch lines but Norris has better punches, .

 

[Montana Jim]

Three words:

More Cow Bell

 

[diggummup]

Neither one can act though. I guess Norris is the worst in that respect.

 

[gold fish]

WHOA, diggum, you are treadin on thin ice.

Chuck norris once roundhouse kicked Christopher walken, and died.

 

[ivan salis]

bruce lee whips them both never breaks a sweat doing it. bruce was da man---Ivan

 

[Jeffro]

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

 

[Jeffro]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

[Jeffro]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[Jeffro]

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

[Jeffro]

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

 

[Jeffro]

And sure to be a T'net favorite-

Chuck Norris once looked at Mona Lisa- which explains the smile.

 

[gold fish]

I can't even,........I mean I..............there was............oh nevermind, I can't beat stupid

 

[Nick in NEPA]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a nightlight because he's not afraid of the dark. The dark's afraid of him.

 

[Nick in NEPA]

You know how some kids wear Superman pajamas to bed? Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

 

[cryptodave]

Neither one can act though. I guess Norris is the worst in that respect.

Whoa whoa whoa.... Walken can act. One of my favorites actually.
Deer Hunter perhaps? Suicide Kings... Cameo in Pulp Fiction was great... Rundown he made one hell of a bad guy... As Gabriel in the Prophecy series....

 

[diggummup]

Neither one can act though. I guess Norris is the worst in that respect.

Whoa whoa whoa.... Walken can act. One of my favorites actually.
Deer Hunter perhaps? Suicide Kings... Cameo in Pulp Fiction was great... Rundown he made one hell of a bad guy... As Gabriel in the Prophecy series....

Just trying to stir up a little controversy.I do like Walken,he is great at being creepy,just don't think he has to act too much to get there. Chuck Norris is still a punk! Did you know he wears "lifts" in his shoes! Chris Walken is the only one that Chucky boy is afraid of!

More cowbell,ha,yeah....

 

[ivan salis]

bruce lee was going to teach every frenchman to beat up "clunk" norris---too bad he died before he got round to it----- really bruce was chuckys teach in fact---- taught chucky everything chucky knows----- but not even close to everything he knew. many other "action" hero types too----Ivan