$1.80 and boy oh boy oh boy!

[Foilman]

I went md'ing the other day. After a beautiful red sunrise over the mid-Atlantic I proceeded my pattern up the beach. Around 8:30 people started to come around. I look to the north and there are 3 gals coming on. As I worked my way to them, I look over and one of them is sitting up with no top on. I tried not to stare too much 'cause I thought maybe she didn't notice me and was putting on lotion. I just kept up my pattern and tried to play it cool. Every time I look over their she is manipulating here upper body and adding more lotion. By this time I have about 3 or 4 theories about what is going on. Including "am I on candid camera? I consider myself a gentleman and kind of shy but this was too much. Still working my pattern I got pretty close and said "good morning". With that one girl smiles, one giggles and the topless one just lays down on her back not doing anything to cover up and says nothing. I tried too keep going like this is normal here, but I didn't know if the ringing in my ears was my detector or my blood pressure. My pattern got pretty bad. I go up a little further and another gal waves we over and says." were you enjoying that? I said it looks good too me. I said, I thought I died and woke up in Aruba. I have never seen that here, disrobing is illegal. She said either I should go talk to her or somebody should talk to her. I am not sure but I said. I am not going there and since she was gorgeous who am I to deter this behavior. All I could think is where is gravedigger and his camera! Of course you couldn't post it.

 

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[ivan salis]

as they saying goes "a picture is worth 1000 words" Ivan

 

[Lasivian]

What's the big deal? Men run around topless all the time. Heh

 

[UncleTom]

That is one of the main distractions at the beach, remember your looking for Gold not Gold diggers!!!

 

[stefen]

Hell!

I would have gone back and talked to her

On any subject except her watchamacallits.

She look anything like this...before picture?

 

[Foilman]

Stefen,
If you mean did they look like a new purchase the answer is Yes! The part I forgot is when I was talking to the lady I look over and she had no bottoms by then. It was a big tempatation and I felt couragous just going up and saying good morning. At least I know she wanted nothing to do with me the way she blew me off. It is easy to say what to do but this took me by surprise plus it was only about 8:30 in the morning. I am sure all the womanizers will tell me what I did wrong.

 

[dahut]

You done all right foilman. When I first went to the beaches in Spain it was a surprise, I admit - topless Swedish girls on vacation. Man could we sell a video, or what?

Staying cool is your biggest challenge and topless girls like that best. Leering and drooling and plying some catchy "hook line" wold have surely come off as cheesy.

As for telling her to stop - what are you nuts?!

 

[Bigcypresshunter]

...Leering and drooling and plying some catchy "hook line" wold have surely come off as cheesy.

I have to agree. I see that here in South Florida too. I dont know if its legal or not. She was probably just getting a suntan. 8)

 

[ivan salis]

look but don't leer ---have a bit of style---funny how grown men upon seeing a "nice set" go brain dead often and act like they never seen a "set" before---as far as the "stop it" biddy lady---you gotta be kidding---no top --no bottom--no problem that I can "see" would be my answer to her---can't you see her and her "girl freind" were not interested in you ---but rather the "couple" just wanted to get a "tan"with out being bothered by men--- unless they very wealthy "older" men with mega bucks (sugar daddy) types or maybe they were "together"as a item----Ivan

 

[Lasivian]

Just walk up and say,

"Ma'am, I must say it's not very nice to try and give an old coot a heart attack with a sight like that!"

 

[diggummup]

...Leering and drooling and plying some catchy "hook line" wold have surely come off as cheesy.

I have to agree. I see that here in South Florida too. I dont know if its legal or not. She was probably just getting a suntan. 8)

Yup,one of the fringe benefits of detecting the beaches down here.I don't think it's legal but it seems to be tolerated,especially at South Beach in Dade county where the local flavor is a little more international.And then don't forget Haulover right down the street from you, it's a nude beach.Although, nude beaches are usually filled with some pretty disgusting sites.

 

[stefen]

Well, the next time you could say, "Would you hold it against me if I say that you have a fine body."

 

[SHERMANVILLE ILLINOIS]

Hell!

I would have gone back and talked to her

On any subject except her watchamacallits.

She look anything like this...before picture?

watchamacallits.

 

[JoeinMemphis]

I think we should all pitch in to get Foilman a shiny new digital camera

 

[thanrose]

Damn, and I so wanted to hear about the buck eighty.

I'm in Daytona. Nude sunbathing is not allowed in Florida except in private clubs. There are naturist resorts all over in Florida.

Nude or topless is often enough done anyway. It will usually be on beaches without lifeguards and not in big crowds. For this area, around the Space Coast, the most famous of the illegal nude beaches is Playa Linda, just north of Cape Canaveral.

I would bet that treasure hunting on the outer edges of nude beaches would be good, what with all the old guys getting distracted and dropping stuff.

You just don't want to be walking Playa Linda with a metal detector in the days prior to a launch. They close the national seashore's southern end to everything during launches because of security.

 

[Foilman]

I am not an old coot. I can handle some nudity. All the masaging was too much and she was either being very devilish, or I thought I saw on Dr. 90210 that when they get implants they are to do that to help the circulation. Or I thought maybe it was a little self love and or she was drunk or drugged. I wondered if also if it was on a dare or if it was a hazing. As far as losing my brain I did and I hope that this helps you guys develop a strategy in case it happens to you including cameras, nitro, etc. All in all it was a lovely experience! As far as a camera it probably would have been shaking too much. I probably would have been like the people that see U.F.O.s that get so engrossed they forget to take a picture. And remember that in low light sunglasses are not an option!

 

[stefen]

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