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A squad of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured troop what had happened.
The trooper reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he
deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing,
left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'
And there we were, in the middle of the road laughing, shakin hands, when
a bloody truck hit us.'
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured troop what had happened.
The trooper reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he
deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing,
left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'
And there we were, in the middle of the road laughing, shakin hands, when
a bloody truck hit us.'
I think the whole damn thing is Hilarious... even the replies! 
