onfire
Silver Member
A guy brings his best buddy home for dinner.
His wife screams; "You ahole!
My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home?"
"Cause he's thinking of getting married..."
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His wife screams; "You ahole!
My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the hell did you bring him home?"
"Cause he's thinking of getting married..."
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