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A romantic story

DeepseekerADS

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A romantic story

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams....

If you are laughing, send me your smile…..

If you are eating, send me a bite....

If you are drinking, send me a sip….

If you are crying, send me your tears….

I love you!”

The husbands reply,

"I am on the toilet. Please advise."
 

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