A splendid idea!

[bigscoop]

I vote that we remove January and February, and their winter seasons from our yearly calendars. I mean, who needs them, perhaps the two most unpleasant pains in the butts that I, for one, can certainly live without. Perhaps we can take all this global warming stuff and funnel all of those changes and energies towards these two months, snuff them completely out of our lives forever. Yes, I vote that we kill January & February, replace them with Pre-Springuary, Springuary.

 

[ThTx]

It's got my vote and it isn't even that cold here!

 

[The Beep Goes On]

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/hibernol/229059/

...applies to flu season, but could apply to those frustrating, detector-less months...

Hibernol. From the makers of Comadose.

 

[Frankn]

Let's not be greedy. There are the snow flake people that like to slide down hillsides and besides I need the cabin lock in time to do my research for THE GOOD TIMES. There's no way I could do it during THE GOOD TIMES. And remember the old saying,"Absence{of detecting} makes the heart grow fonder{of the sport}.