I planted a couple of trees for a lady awhile back and she brought out this bag of "fertilizer" she wanted spread in the hole of each tree. No Problem so I started grabbing it by the handfuls and sprinkling it in each hole and around the trees. I handed her what was left and she said " No I want it all in there, this is my husband and he wouldn't let me have any of these trees so now he will help them grow......"
About 20 years ago the dude down the way from me got charged with killing his wife ten years earlier. The divers found her teeth in the river, after he confessed to running the spouse through a wood chipper pointed downstream.