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[jeff of pa]

Very Odd, Just got done Shaving & See this ?
Camera in my Bathroom ?

 

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[jeff of pa]

Camera must be in my Brain
this morning was the First in over a Year I thought about the Jahovas.
Just had one Knocking

Glad I Didn't answer . I'm usually So rude to them, I feel bad for them after

I Guess I gotta Think about Big Bucks $$$$ & Hot Women

 

[Msbeepbeep]

That's right Jeff, think yourself into a ton of money!
Use while you got it!



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[Msbeepbeep]

I'm going to start talking about fish food & see what happens.
I don't have any fish.

Maybe T Net finds you interesting! [emoji41]

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[DeepseekerADS]

I'm seeing them too! And I just renewed Coulda saved that $20 towards a jug of brandy!

 

[jeff of pa]

They have been appearing on my Pages for at least a Month or more.

I Can leave a Note & Question for Admin.

If it's new Or a Glitch that Admin And Charter members see it/ them

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

It is google ad, what you see is not what I see or Deepseeker sees.

 

[GB1]

one time me and my grandmother were watching tv and talking about shovels for some reason then a second later a commercial about some shovel that would make digging easier came on weird huh?

 

[vpnavy]

I few days ago I saw one at the top but today - no advertisements.

 

[River Rat]

Had to get a new laptop last week...now I'm seeing the ads too.

 

[boogeyman]

Camera must be in my Brain
this morning was the First in over a Year I thought about the Jahovas.
Just had one Knocking

Glad I Didn't answer . I'm usually So rude to them, I feel bad for them after

I Guess I gotta Think about Big Bucks $$$$ & Hot Women

Leave off the Hot Women! They'll spend up all the Big Bucks & you'll end up with nothing but a fistful of razor blades!

Jehovas Witnesses? Simple! Try this! Open the door, "Oh Hi! Are you Jehovas witness? Did you read the news article ten years ago about the hermit dude that shot two Jehovas witnesses in Nevada? No? That was me!!!!" "cool thing? Lawyer got me off with only ten years!" The looks on their faces as they try to figure out how to walk down the steps without turning their backs to you! Brother you just gotta have fun with it! Don't look at them as a pain in the donkey! They're FREE entertainment!

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

I only see the banner ad at the top.

 

[jeff of pa]

Leave off the Hot Women! They'll spend up all the Big Bucks & you'll end up with nothing but a fistful of razor blades!

Jehovas Witnesses? Simple! Try this! Open the door, "Oh Hi! Are you Jehovas witness? Did you read the news article ten years ago about the hermit dude that shot two Jehovas witnesses in Nevada? No? That was me!!!!" "cool thing? Lawyer got me off with only ten years!" The looks on their faces as they try to figure out how to walk down the steps without turning their backs to you! Brother you just gotta have fun with it! Don't look at them as a pain in the donkey! They're FREE entertainment!

I Tried Telling them I Was an Atheist Once , They stuck around and Kept Talking.

I told them I Worshiped Satan Once, They wanted to talk to Me More

Most of the time They catch me when I'm sleeping in & Bang loudly till I answer And
Tear them a New one. Even old Ladies.
You'd think They would Learn & put the word out & Stay away.
That's what crossed my mind this morning.
"over a year, Did they Finally Learn ? Apparently not.
They stuck a card in My door.
It's now litter outside !

 

[Peyton Manning]

If it upsets you so much, put up a no trespassing sign. They will obey it.

 

[jeff of pa]

I despise No Trespassing Signs even more then I do, Pain in the Arses.

What really gets my dander up with these door to door Preachers is when they Pound
me out of Bed like
It's the end of the world If I Don't answer. The one today Knocked Politely,
I almost answered, But something said wait till They leave.
for one, there were No Vehicles Out back & 2 I wasn't expecting anyone.

 

[Msbeepbeep]

You need a sprinkle trained on the front door step, with an on/off switch by your bed.

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[boogeyman]

The sprinkler idea is OK but believe it or not if they slip and fall in the water you're liable But on the other hand if you throw one down the stairs after telling them at least three times to get off your property I guess it's OK.


Back in the 70s the Mormon missionaries were a lot more aggressive. I had a couple show up to wake me from a blazing hangover. The guy actually stuck his foot in the door!!! Well, I pulled the door open & caught him by his throat and shoved him down the stairs. Awhile later there's a loud pounding on the door. Luckily I didn't have anything in my hand to do something stupid with, it was a cop. All he wanted to know was how many times I had asked them to leave and if I wanted to press charges for trespass. WOW! He told them to leave & told me "Next time call us. We don't much care for them either." Blew me away! Up to that point that was the coolest thing a cop ever said to me.

Another little known fact. If you have a wrought iron or picket gate on your porch and they open it to knock on your door that meets all the criteria for breaking & entering or burglary depending on your jurisdiction even if it is ajar. Think I'm kidding? Ask my ex wife...........

 

[DeepseekerADS]

When I retired and came home, I went to the church of my childhood a few times. I didn't like the preacher AT ALL, so I chose a different church where I felt welcome.

My driveway is a very rough kilometer long.

And danged! That preacher came up and knocked on my door, wanted me to come to "his" church. So, I told him that I quit going to that church because I didn't like HIM.

He hasn't been back up since.

 

[Chadeaux]

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[Hillbilly Prince]

I despise No Trespassing Signs even more then I do, Pain in the Arses.

What really gets my dander up with these door to door Preachers is when they Pound
me out of Bed like
It's the end of the world If I Don't answer. The one today Knocked Politely,
I almost answered, But something said wait till They leave.
for one, there were No Vehicles Out back & 2 I wasn't expecting anyone.

Get a large dog. One the barks like maniac and drowns out anything they are saying
You could put a speaker above the door, and blast loud obnoxious music at them until they leave.
You have to be careful about answering the door nowadays.