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An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell
phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for
everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a
typical LSU baby boy weighing twenty five pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at twenty five pounds,
but the LSU fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back
home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical LSU baby boy. Gonna be an
LSU football player."
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of
"WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks
later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the
father of that typical LSU baby that weighed twenty five pounds at birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how
much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What
happened?
He already weighed twenty five pounds the day he was born!"
The proud father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
circumcised."
phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for
everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a
typical LSU baby boy weighing twenty five pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at twenty five pounds,
but the LSU fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back
home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical LSU baby boy. Gonna be an
LSU football player."
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of
"WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks
later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the
father of that typical LSU baby that weighed twenty five pounds at birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how
much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What
happened?
He already weighed twenty five pounds the day he was born!"
The proud father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
circumcised."
