Utah's where most of Colorful Colorado heads this time of year in the off season, Tamrock. When I was down at Moab Colorado license plates was pretty much all I saw. And hey y'all, south Texas ain't that bad, except it's in Texas. To add insult to injury, Tejanos, Ray Wylie Hubbard was born in Soper, Oklahoma, just like me. Well I wasn't born in Soper, but that just goes to illustrate that some things here under heaven are just cooler than hell. (He didn't mention Texas in any part of that song, though)