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OMG.... there is an abundance of roos at the moment due to so much growth.. add the amount of cows ( dairy zone) im gonna need to "borrow" some breathing app from the fire station next trip ...lol
 

fish have that same problem, ever notice them bubbles rising to the surface on them lakes:laughing9:
 

Hummmm One would think that with all the real news out there that the Washington Post could find something better to report on.
 

Ok Herfty1, to keep this thread in line with the purpose of this blog, your comments are GOLDEN! However, I think the topic stinks and then of course what about us sitting around the campfire after ingesting my black bean/lentil/split pea/garlic mixture. I suspect the moon light must have been dimmed a bit and not from the smoke of the fire.

Good to see you still have a 'sense' of humor in these times and places..............................63bkpkr

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Ok Herfty1, to keep this thread in line with the purpose of this blog, your comments are GOLDEN! However, I think the topic stinks and then of course what about us sitting around the campfire after ingesting my black bean/lentil/split pea/garlic mixture. I suspect the moon light must have been dimmed a bit and not from the smoke of the fire.

Good to see you still have a 'sense' of humor in these times and places..............................63bkpkr

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LOL...and I thought that was the forest fire that had started upstream.

Good to see you have the good spirits also.
 

Will the Feds initiate a study of insect farts next?

A cloud of fly's farts can be disasterous...a real nose plugger.
 

However, I think the topic stinks and then of course what about us
sitting around the campfire after ingesting my black bean/lentil/split pea/garlic mixture. I suspect the
moon light must have been dimmed a bit and not from the smoke of the fire.
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Would love to share a campfire with ya some day, BUT, if you're making
that mess then I'm bringing my favorite........a six-pack of PBR and a
dozen pickled eggs.

You best be hopein' for a stiff breeze...
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Too bad Burger King changed their onion ring fry oil and Dr. Pepper axed the ethylene glycol! That combo with a Wopper would give farts that'll burn your eyes!

Worse yet,

One night we tried to teach my friends cat not to jump on the counter and chow whatever you were cooking. We left a taco loaded with Taco Hell Diablo sauce on the counter. Within a minute of us sitting down for dinner/movie, the cat went into the kitchen. All of a sudden the cat flew out of there with it's eyes big as dinner plates! It ran between the family room and the bedroom several times like it didn't know what to do! Then it ran back into the kitchen again and finished the taco. It again started running around with it's eyes bugging out, and continued this for about an hour. Then we heard the cat screaming in the bathroom. After that, the cat came through the family room crop dusting a silent but nuclear. We all bailed out of there to the porch heaving from the stench. After 20 minutes, the "All Clear" was given and we resumed the movie. The cat had another screamfest in the bathroom. By this time, all the Baja Blast we had drank was coming through. My friend opened the door to the head and closed it quickly! "NOBODY'S GOING IN THERE!" We started taking turns in the bushes at the front of the house. My turn came, and as I finished, my world went white. It's the police! We invited them in, but they weren't buying our story about the cat. Then the cat started having another screamfest. The older cop asked, "Is that the cat?" "YUP!" So he sent the rookie to investigate. He opened the door and immediatly bent over and started heaving like he got hit by pepper spray. The older officer's jaw dropped. "Ah...well...Just try to be a little more discrete when using the bushes."

Live and learn!

We ought to bottle that for use as a riot control agent! But it might be a violation of the Geneva Convention!
 

Capt Nemo, I read this aloud to my wife...she loved it!!
 

That' HISTERYCAL! Reminds me of a New England clam bake a pop-up camper and the covers over my wife's head! LOL! Low tide in the camper!
 

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