Back after 90 Days @ Da Penal Farm

[Patrick Earl Houston]

'Sup, 'Sup Ya'll!!! I'm back on da streetz after 90 days at da Penal Farm. Boy, have I gots some stuff ta show ya' and some $h1t ta tell ya! I had been locked up on account of dat fool Toofpik! Toofpik is crazy! 'Bout 91 days ago I was over to his house and he been actin' funny:



He sometime be drinkin' Yac wit his Pibb Extra. He's talkin' 'bout lets get all da boyz togetha and dig up some serious scrilla over to dat ol' graveyard. I told him I got's people buried there, so don't go near my boy Gangsta Fred's stone (RIP **$$@!)


Also got dat ol' junkie Skeet's stone to respect (dat fool was one my regulars in the way back)


I must pay my respectz to Willie and Pringle who got shot up on account of mistaken identity at da bus stop (I'm sorry **$$@z, I thought ya'll was tryin' to slang on my corner, but dat's The Game)


Soon as we roll up to dat graveyard, police dropped in talkin' 'bout a bench warrant and I gots to come wit' dem but I can bring my metal detector wit' me



Toofpik came to see me a few times, but it ain't easy talkin' through dat glass they got at tha prison:



Jail wasn't so bad. I made some bank sellin' cigarettes Toofpik brought me, and I got to detect The Yard:

 

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[JC dig's]

Whah happen to that fool go by the name of whitesak

 

[dcinffxva]

Dude. Nice post. I like the seated dime. That is a great find.

While you were detecting the yard you should have dug a tunnel and escaped.
Dman

He did the smart thing - only would have gotten him more time.

As opposed to the OTHER smart thing, which would be to not be a criminal. Although realistically, I know the post is a joke, but I see a lot of people with that mentality.

 

[crazyjarhead]

Wondered what happened to you. Glad to hear you made it back and enjoy your posts

 

[JerV3]

Nice finds Dude,

Might wanna go to jail more often.

HH Jer

 

[husker du]

solid gold comedy

 

[hollowpointred]

im glad you aint "D" blocked up no more playa. lol! i missed your posts!

 

[Mona Lisa]

Now isn't that special??​

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[UTcoinshootR]

LMAO at church lady ^. That was the best response possible to that post. Hilarious!

 

[Patrick Earl Houston]

AA, that's the kind of bling I'm talkin' 'bout! Big ups!!! 'Preciate ya'll!

 

[aa battery]

AA, that's the kind of bling I'm talkin' 'bout! Big ups!!! 'Preciate ya'll!

 

[aa battery]

AA, that's the kind of bling I'm talkin' 'bout! Big ups!!! 'Preciate ya'll!

aa ... what the heck is around your neck ... ...

Nick dats a cow tag onna chain

 

[Shortstack]

I wonder if dat grille was smashed wy'lll it was in da bro's mouf or after it hit da groun.

I just caused the "spell check" to go TILT!! and then

 

[Kas]

Preperation H is good for what ailes ya!

Good finds.

 

[TN-Joe]

AA. Gots all the nice bling!!!
Joe

 

[trikikiwi]

AA. Gots all the nice bling!!!
Joe

Moo-Moo Bling (after Nick ) I'm still

and I gotta ask, do thay really grow them penal things on Farms?

Mike