Be Strong Honey!

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, whil tying the girl to the bed he goes
to her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at
his cloths! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants something, don't resist, dont complain,
do whatever he tell you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vasoline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 

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And Thats why I sleep with my .45...........To prevent such happening... :tongue3: :laughing9: :laughing9:
 

You betcha. LOL. Keep it handy!
 

> Thats Bad!!!!!! < :help:
 

poorhunter78 said:
And Thats why I sleep with my .45...........To prevent such happening... :tongue3: :laughing9: :laughing9:

I'd bet it's to protect yourself from the Vasoline toting escaped prisoners...

Keep your back to the wall at all costs :laughing7:
 

:laughing9: lol :laughing9: Dont drop the soap
 

stefen said:
poorhunter78 said:
And Thats why I sleep with my .45...........To prevent such happening... :tongue3: :laughing9: :laughing9:

I'd bet it's to protect yourself from the Vasoline toting escaped prisoners...

Keep your back to the wall at all costs :laughing7:
Back to the wall! Gun in each paw!
He wont like the load I am gonna shoot! :laughing9:
 

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4 pounds of green jelly beans scattered in an unmowed lawn works better than vasoline on the door knob . Those gritty handed little crumb pickers can twist the slickest door knob :tongue3:
 

There will be a quiz in the morning...let us know how kinky it is!

Be specific with the details.

Good luck.
 

Remember.. Erotic is when you tickle her with a chicken feather..
Kinky is when you rub her down with the whole chicken!
 

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