How Tequila Works

[The Beep Goes On]

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[truckinbutch]

YUP!!!
Thas why ya save the worm . Eat it as soon as ya wake up in the morning ......... That'll be the worst thing ya gotta face all day .

 

[aa battery]

i likes da other1

 

[stefen]

Obvious case where she was a 2 at 10 PM...and a 10 at 2 PM...

Rule Number One...if you thing you're going to get drunk...when you enter the bar give the bartender a $20 bill to kick you out of the bar by 1:00 PM...

 

[truckinbutch]

Obvious case where she was a 2 at 10 PM...and a 10 at 2 PM...

Rule Number One...if you thing you're going to get drunk...when you enter the bar give the bartender a $20 bill to kick you out of the bar by 1:00 PM...

Rule Number Two..... if she asks for a ride home ........hand her a broom . End of romance

 

[poorhunter78]

Obvious case where she was a 2 at 10 PM...and a 10 at 2 PM...

Rule Number One...if you thing you're going to get drunk...when you enter the bar give the bartender a $20 bill to kick you out of the bar by 1:00 PM...

Rule Number Two..... if she asks for a ride home ........hand her a broom . End of romance

Careful Trucker... You know how them women is around here... Hand em a broom and they beatcha to death with it...

Thas why my broom stays in the closet...

 

[truckinbutch]

Obvious case where she was a 2 at 10 PM...and a 10 at 2 PM...

Rule Number One...if you thing you're going to get drunk...when you enter the bar give the bartender a $20 bill to kick you out of the bar by 1:00 PM...

Rule Number Two..... if she asks for a ride home ........hand her a broom . End of romance

Careful Trucker... You know how them women is around here... Hand em a broom and they beatcha to death with it...

Thas why my broom stays in the closet...

Boy! I say , Boy! Ya gotta listen up , son , if ya ever expect to learn anything ! Ya hand them the broom in the bar to fly home on . Saves ya lots of problems in the mornin

 

[stefen]

Could be a coyote ugly 2 bagger...already chewed off 1 arm

 

[savant365]

Been there...done that

 

[CHAINCHOMP]

Obvious case where she was a 2 at 10 PM...and a 10 at 2 PM...

Rule Number One...if you thing you're going to get drunk...when you enter the bar give the bartender a $20 bill to kick you out of the bar by 1:00 PM...

Rule Number Two..... if she asks for a ride home ........hand her a broom . End of romance

Careful Trucker... You know how them women is around here... Hand em a broom and they beatcha to death with it...

Thas why my broom stays in the closet...

Boy! I say , Boy! Ya gotta listen up , son , if ya ever expect to learn anything ! Ya hand them the broom in the bar to fly home on . Saves ya lots of problems in the mornin

hahaha i dont store my broom in the closet, cuz then random women wont see it, and have the urge to use it to "clean my house"