Beautiful Woman

[stefen]

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere"

 

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[Michigan Badger]

Isn't that the truth.

On the real side the difference between a average woman and a super beautiful woman is often just a good professional makeup job and the right clothes. Most women would stop an eight day clock if they didn't have that paint on (and their teeth in).

 

[stefen]

Members of the California Coastal Whale Watching Society rolled a pudgy woman bather into the waters thinking she was a beached whale...

So clothes do make a difference....

 

[Chug And Red]

Members of the California Coastal Whale Watching Society rolled a pudgy woman bather into the waters thinking she was a beached whale...

So clothes do make a difference....View attachment 669236

Oh yes, big time. Spandex is a prevaledge, not a right.

 

[stefen]

Spandex was invented for the sausage industry...the porkers made a good use of it...

 

[A/CMan]

Rotfl !

 

[releventchair]

O.k. stefen i tried it. She figured out i was not married after a while though.

 

[stefen]

O.k. stefen i tried it. She figured out i was not married after a while though.

What?

You dressed up in spandex?

 

[releventchair]

It felt flattering on the round parts.

 

[stefen]

You're weird, son...

 

[releventchair]

Oooo comparing me,huh dad?.

 

[stefen]

Give me a couple of days and I'll have a come back...