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because I like my coffee black, Im probably a psychopath ?

Chris,

You really like to splurge....that stuff from Jamaica goes for like $50/$60 per pound where I live.

Regards + HH

Bill

Bill,

Got 2/1 lb. bags for 17.99,Blue Mountain Estate is the high dollar bean.
 
Regular coffee does not even phase me now...
I was thinking...
Instead of sugar I could use powdered caffeine...
And instead of paying an arm and a leg at the store I could obtain my own free coffee blend...
by asking the local cow farmer for permission to gather cow dung...

Cow Pattie Coffee with a kick..

And do you know what the REAL "kick" about what I just said is...
IF..
I bagged and tagged it... I could prolly sell the crap. :P

People buy anything out there now.

You're joking, but I had a man here in Arkansas tell me that his parents made all the kids drink "cow chip tea" every fall to keep them from getting sick.
 
when i'm in uruguay i drink mate.
 
You're joking, but I had a man here in Arkansas tell me that his parents made all the kids drink "cow chip tea" every fall to keep them from getting sick.

Somehow I can hear it now... heh...

"gee I don't know why the kids are sick"...
"me either ... They drank the cow chip tea"...

"Must have been too fresh this year"
"yeah I should have not used the still wet stuff".

AAAaaaa AAAACCKKKK !
 
as a old friend of color of mine once said to me ...I likes my coffee like I likes my women ... black, fresh and strong and often in the morning and gone by noon..
 
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I always get a laugh out of these so-called studies. Do this, dont do that, eat this and not that. I often wonder how much money is wasted on "studies" which ultimately dont prove anything in many cases.
 
I always get a laugh out of these so-called studies. Do this, dont do that, eat this and not that. I often wonder how much money is wasted on "studies" which ultimately dont prove anything in many cases.
YEP! Time for a "FAST"!
 
Somehow I can hear it now... heh...

"gee I don't know why the kids are sick"...
"me either ... They drank the cow chip tea"...

"Must have been too fresh this year"
"yeah I should have not used the still wet stuff".

AAAaaaa AAAACCKKKK !
Oh no!!!!!! You mean those weren't apple fritters!?!?! My moms got some splaning to do!
 
Hey! just for the gardeners out there. Save your grounds and sprinkle them around the roses along with the dust from your grinder. Works awesome! Better than miracle grow and such.
 
Just to "stir things up"...
I put a little less sugar and milk this morning...
And a tuna fish sandwich under each arm.

And I feel the lack of milk and sugar kicking tendencies into action.

I have already checked in the mirror three times looking for any change...
Extra hair growth...
Extra growths in general...
Checked for brain shrinkage...
Um... what else did I check...

Anyway... when I got up I was clean shaven...
Now after two cups of black coffee I have a beard.
Which is cool because it covers part of my full face tattoo I got in the middle of the night.

Is this normal ? or should I add my sugar and milk back ?
 
Hey! just for the gardeners out there. Save your grounds and sprinkle them around the roses along with the dust from your grinder. Works awesome! Better than miracle grow and such.
Add COFFEE GROUND, after making yer coffee... & ashes from yer fire-place! For ALL flowers & plants!
 
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A while back I witnessed a fellow pouring coffee grounds down his waist...if it works on roses why not as a Viagra substitute...
Well, I DO rub coffee grounds on my head (bald spot) before taking a shower... wife thinks I'm NUTS! YET! There IS some growth...
 
Well, I DO rub coffee grounds on my head (bald spot) before taking a shower... wife thinks I'm NUTS! YET! There IS some growth...

lol hah... sheesh man... If it works on roses and plants... why not on the "head garden".

Try leaving a cow pattie on your bald spot for a few days... :P

Just duct tape it on from under chin :PPPP

Same technique can be used on your "private" area...
Tis hard to walk though. :P
 
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burnt ashes provide the lye (acid) for the soil.. ashes are used to make lye soap ..
 
lol hah... sheesh man... If it works on roses and plants... why not on the "head garden".

Try leaving a cow pattie on your bald spot for a few days... :P

Just duct tape it on from under chin :PPPP

Same technique can be used on your "private" area...
Tis hard to walk though. :P
HA! When I was younger, COACH told me to rub chicken crap on my chest to grow CHEST HAIRS (I was playing football in High School); girls were NOT amused... he ALSO said his father used it for his "bald spot"...
 
HA! When I was younger, COACH told me to rub chicken crap on my chest to grow CHEST HAIRS (I was playing football in High School); girls were NOT amused... he ALSO said his father used it for his "bald spot"...

Y'all know what that white stuff is in chicken crap?

Its chicken crap too :laughing7:
 
HA! When I was younger, COACH told me to rub chicken crap on my chest to grow CHEST HAIRS (I was playing football in High School); girls were NOT amused... he ALSO said his father used it for his "bald spot"...

HaHa !that was probably Mold (& mushrooms) Growing on his head
 
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