Best Little Johnny Joke!!

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Little Johnnys neighbors had their first child.Unfortunately,it was born with no ears.When they brought the new baby home they invited little Johnnys family over to see the new arrival.Johnnys father took his son aside and warned him that he would get the beating of his life if he even mentioned the babys ears.As they stood gazing at the new arrival,little Johnny said"what a cute nose he has"&"what cute little hands and eyes.Can he see ok he inquired?"The babys mother stated that the doctors had assured her that he would have perfect vision."good thing" replied little Johnny"because he'd really be screwd if he had to wear glasses"

 

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Johnny jokes are by far the funniest

Here's another example:

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a pee!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger XXXXXXX's, you'd be a ten!!!"

(This is a family web site, isn't it?)

 

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